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HawaiiYou

Post subject: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:13 pm

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Curious what people here do for a living? If you don't mind please share.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:14 pm

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Contract killer

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Nas

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:16 pm

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I have a very particular set of skills.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:16 pm

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Anger Management Coach

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:21 pm

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Typing teacher.

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newper

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:21 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:22 pm

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I sell girl scout cookies.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:23 pm

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Semi retired and living in Kauai.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:31 pm

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I'm a creator/farmer

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:31 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Semi retired and living in Kauai.

seriously? want to meet up? I can fly out there for a weekend.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anger Management Coach

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:32 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Typing teacher.

I actually was a HS Typing teacher once upon a time :lol:

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:32 pm

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UPS Driver

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Nas

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:33 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Semi retired and living in Kauai.

seriously? want to meet up? I can fly out there for a weekend.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anger Management Coach

We get a finders fee

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:36 pm

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:37 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Contract killer

I've got a list for you to look over, if you don't mind...

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:42 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Typing teacher.

Arent you a farmer too? Typing teacher sounds like a good job.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:47 pm

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I’m am importer/exporter.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:49 pm

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Keyser Soze wrote:

I’m am importer/exporter.

Also "fake internet scout"

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newper

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:50 pm

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Nas wrote:

I'm a creator/farmer

Someone once told me you were a Harassment Curator.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:51 pm

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Nas wrote:

I have a very particular set of skills.

I, on the other hand, have none.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:53 pm

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I read one some job site one of the most needed job in 2019 is community manager/organizer. how does one get into that? Obama was ahead of his time.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:55 pm

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I'm a race car driver.

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newper

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:56 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

I read one some job site one of the most needed job in 2019 is community manager/organizer. how does one get into that? Obama was ahead of his time.

It is a lot easier if you move to a smaller community... less to manage and organize. Then when you get better at doing it, you can move to a bigger community. Philipsburg, Montana has less than 1000 residents, so that would be a great place to get some practice in. Stop in at the Ghost Town Grill to get a feel for the town, and then you can karaoke the night away until 8PM and Philipsburg Brewing Co.

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Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:58 pm

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I practice law without a license.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:06 pm

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:08 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Curious what people here do for a living? If you don't mind please share.

Media. Also, silent partner in a strip club.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:10 pm

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vitoscotti wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Curious what people here do for a living? If you don't mind please share.

Media. Also, silent partner in a strip club.

I knew it was you Murph all along! :bounce:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:21 pm

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Professional babysitter.

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: What is your profession?

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:23 pm