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whistler

Post subject: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:29 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

This weekend, buy some furniture, and if it snows at least 3" on Super Bowl Sunday, you get a 100% refund!

This happened a few years ago, and the place had to refund 2 million dollars of furniture!

Were any of u one of the lucky ones?

I think the place is Abt.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:46 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

I'm pretty sure the store is called 'put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.' Take JLN shopping with you when you go

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:48 pm

I did it last year. Snow was one day late iirc.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:10 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:46 pm
Posts: 22533
pizza_Place: Giordano's

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I'm pretty sure the store is called 'put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.' Take JLN shopping with you when you go

Can you please stop following me around? Thanks.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:50 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

Just buy a whole house set and return it the day after the Superbowl

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:08 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

When I sold electronics in college, people would frequently buy big screen TVs before the SB and then return them (this was before large TVs were common). Fuckers ruined my commission. I always thought it was Bush league.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:25 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

whistler wrote:

Art Van as well. Insurance for that has to be getting expensive.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:10 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

Regular Reader wrote:

Art Van as well. Insurance for that has to be getting expensive.

Yes that was it, not Abt. I couldn't think of it until I passed by an Art Van today and thought, "that's what I meant"!

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:29 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

IkeSouth wrote:

Just buy a whole house set and return it the day after the Superbowl

nice!

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:30 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

leashyourkids wrote:

When I sold electronics in college, people would frequently buy big screen TVs before the SB and then return them (this was before large TVs were common).

People really did that? Why would they go thru that hell?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Posts: 8642
pizza_Place: Passero's

Well it didnt snow a lick today.

Too bad for you. If you bought furniture on that weekend, tough shit. You now have a big-ass credit card bill to pay.

That's what u get for listenin' to my dumb advertisements.

Now ur stuck with all that shitty furniture from Art Van.

Fuck u.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:18 am

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:33 pm
Posts: 12078
pizza_Place: Vito and Nick's

leashyourkids wrote:

Like the (unnamed white ethnic group) on Easter going to Mass with the tags still on. "Them people ain't go no class," my dad would say.

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