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Juice's Lecture Notes
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I was recently rather disrespectful of my only formalwear, and need to find a haberdasher to fix or replace my garment, as a modern replacement would be at or near $5000. Any recommendations? Also, I'm a proud socialist, so the more expensive and privatized the better. Thanks in advance.
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:lol: @ IMU being a socialist.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Posting this on CFMB was dumb. Nevermind.
No. Not taking twenty seconds to look at Yelp or Google was dumb.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=p ... cago%2C+IL

You can start that Shoutout thread any time.

Did you even look at those wildly inaccurate results?

You are not and will never be as smart as you think you are, Frank. Stop it already. You couldn't even match bigfan's wit. Why are you trying to bring it with anyone else? It is sad. Just accept who you are. Everyone does it eventually.

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FavreFan wrote:
:lol: @ IMU being a socialist.
my use of first person wasn't sarcastic.
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IMU wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU wrote:
Posting this on CFMB was dumb. Nevermind.
No. Not taking twenty seconds to look at Yelp or Google was dumb.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=p ... cago%2C+IL

You can start that Shoutout thread any time.

Did you even look at those wildly inaccurate results?

Nonsense. Waveland Bowl is definitely going to be able to fix your cue stick. Thank Frank later

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:lol: You're not smart! You couldn't find a place to fix my hyper-specific item!
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IMU wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU wrote:
Posting this on CFMB was dumb. Nevermind.
No. Not taking twenty seconds to look at Yelp or Google was dumb.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=p ... cago%2C+IL

You can start that Shoutout thread any time.

Did you even look at those wildly inaccurate results?

You are not and will never be as smart as you think you are, Frank. Stop it already. You couldn't even match bigfan's wit. Why are you trying to bring it with anyone else? It is sad.

Don't knock KV Hotshots at #5. They'd probably be impressed with how many teeth you have just by walking in the door.

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FavreFan wrote:
IMU wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU wrote:
Posting this on CFMB was dumb. Nevermind.
No. Not taking twenty seconds to look at Yelp or Google was dumb.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=p ... cago%2C+IL

You can start that Shoutout thread any time.

Did you even look at those wildly inaccurate results?

Nonsense. Waveland Bowl is definitely going to be able to fix your cue stick. Thank Frank later
The second one on the list is the place that Telegram Sam suggested.

Here you go IMU; posting.php?mode=post&f=100

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:lol: You're not smart! You couldn't find a place to fix my hyper-specific item!

You don't think it's fair to poke fun at someone who gives you a list that includes a generic bowling alley? Come on man, that's just funny right there.

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FavreFan wrote:
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:lol: You're not smart! You couldn't find a place to fix my hyper-specific item!

You don't think it's fair to poke fun at someone who gives you a list that includes a generic bowling alley? Come on man, that's just funny right there.

Sure it's fair, just the way it was done I found rather silly.
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IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.

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FavreFan wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
:lol: You're not smart! You couldn't find a place to fix my hyper-specific item!

You don't think it's fair to poke fun at someone who gives you a list that includes a generic bowling alley? Come on man, that's just funny right there.


Waveland Bowl isn't a generic bowling alley, though. They might have a legit pool cue repair shop there.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?

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If there was one guy on the board I would predict to have a side gig of hustling marks at the local pool hall it would have been IMU or chas.

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If there was one guy on the board I would predict to have a side gig of hustling marks at the local pool hall it would have been IMU or chas.

IMU is the mark.

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IMU wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?
In fact Minnesota Fats ran a billiards hustle out of a converted grain silo, didn't he?

Stick to reading other people's PMs, dumbass.
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If there was one guy on the board I would predict to have a side gig of hustling marks at the local pool hall it would have been IMU or chas.

IMU is the mark.

Refused to pay. Got his ferrule snapped off.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
IMU wrote:
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?
In fact Minnesota Fats ran a billiards hustle out of a converted grain silo, didn't he?

Stick to reading other people's PMs, dumbass.

Vikings fandom makes sense now.

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IMU wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?


:lol: :lol:

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Tall Midget wrote:
IMU wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?


:lol: :lol:

I don't know why my brain made this connection automatically, but I read that in JK Simmons' voice and it made it even more funny.

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Ferrule is terrible ... only decent chart was Livin' It Up.

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IMU wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU wrote:
Posting this on CFMB was dumb. Nevermind.
No. Not taking twenty seconds to look at Yelp or Google was dumb.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=p ... cago%2C+IL

You can start that Shoutout thread any time.

Did you even look at those wildly inaccurate results?

You are not and will never be as smart as you think you are, Frank. Stop it already. You couldn't even match bigfan's wit. Why are you trying to bring it with anyone else? It is sad. Just accept who you are. Everyone does it eventually.


Jesus, dude. He just took a minor jab at you.

Can someone get IMU some anger management help?

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FavreFan wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
IMU wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
IMU would have just as much luck finding somebody to fix his $1000 stick at a bowling alley as he would here.
What? If there's anything a group of largely liberal nerds on the internet loosely connected by a fondness for sports radio knows a whole bunch about, it's woodworking.

We have farmers here, dumbass. You're going to declare that everyone here must be from a hyperspecific industry background?


:lol: :lol:

I don't know why my brain made this connection automatically, but I read that in JK Simmons' voice and it made it even more funny.


"We have broken cues....bum bum bum bum bum bum"
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IMU Miscue? We covered it.

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:lol:

That's what I was looking for.
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IMU Miscue? We covered it.


:lol:

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IMU Miscue? We covered it.

:lol:

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Bravo, Furious, bravo. Take a bow.
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IMU Miscue? We covered it.

:lol:


+ :lol: :lol:

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