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FavreFan

Post subject: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:44 pm

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Fit might be a stretch but excluding linemen and already fat dudes.

Matt Stafford
Draymond Green

Probably the top 2 on my list. MANY other good candidates I’m sure.

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:47 pm

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:48 pm

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Raper Winston. He is going to be fucking huge. IDK if I would call him fit though......but i also wouldn't call Stafford all that fit. He looks pretty chubbed out most of the time.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:49 pm

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Anthony Rizzo

I'd say Addison Russell but I think the diet is limited in prison.

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:49 pm

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:50 pm

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Rizzo is a solid one.

CH, give us some NHLers.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:51 pm

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Kind of cheating since he’s on his way already but Marshawn Lynch is gonna be a pretty big dude a decade from now.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:52 pm

Patrick Kane. He'll be the Pedro Martinez of the NHL.

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:54 pm

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Has anyone seen pics of Joe Crede lately? Wew Lord.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Patrick Kane. He'll be the Pedro Martinez of the NHL.

Would not have seen that one coming.

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I just saw your signature.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm

SpiralStairs wrote:

Has anyone seen pics of Joe Crede lately? Wew Lord.

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:58 pm

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Nine kids & lingering injuries, Phillip Rivers.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:02 pm

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Nas wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I just saw your signature.

When the fuck did you say I’m a gay woke bastard and wtf was the context? :lol:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:11 pm

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Most would have though Favre would be a fat ol hillbilly but he is absolutely shredded in retirement.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:15 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Most would have though Favre would be a fat ol hillbilly but he is absolutely shredded in retirement.

I wouldn’t have thought that. Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think.

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:18 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I just saw your signature.

When the fuck did you say I’m a gay woke bastard and wtf was the context? :lol:

Rogue called me Shaun King and Don Lemon. There's a question mark and a word or 2 missing. It's still funny.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:19 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think.

You’d be surprised.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:20 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think.

You’d be surprised.

10 years ago this would have gotten a “pics or gtfo” response from The Crew.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:22 pm

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Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:22 pm

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Heisenberg wrote:

Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years.

He’s fat now. Excluded.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:24 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years.

He’s fat now. Excluded.

The 2018 Schwarber is buff. 2015 Schwarber was certainly wearing husky sized pants.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:26 pm

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Heisenberg wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years.

He’s fat now. Excluded.

The 2018 Schwarber is buff. 2015 Schwarber was certainly wearing husky sized pants.

Nah he’s a born fat guy that is about as toned as he can get currently and still looks fat. He’s a lock. I thought I was getting close to cheating with my Draymond selection but I would say Schwarber is even more of a lock.

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:27 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Fit might be a stretch but excluding linemen and already fat dudes.

Matt Stafford
Draymond Green

Probably the top 2 on my list. MANY other good candidates I’m sure.

I've always called Stafford "skinnier Louis Anderson".
See if I'm wrong.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:28 pm

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Starlin Castro is going to be a house when he retires.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:29 pm

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I just want Kelvin Benjamin to do the impossible and pull it off while on an active NFL roster. Seems like a goal of his and I’ve never seen a 300 lb WR in the NFL.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:30 pm

Agree with FF on Schwarber. I was going to list him but then realized, why bother.

It's like listing Hector Villanueva.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:32 pm

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Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate.

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:33 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

I just want Kelvin Benjamin to do the impossible and pull it off while on an active NFL roster. Seems like a goal of his and I’ve never seen a 300 lb WR in the NFL.

He did it once....he can do it again.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:33 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate.

Might balloon up to 153.

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