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Best drunk poster, Friday - Saturday - Sunday on CFMB
Poll ended at Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:44 am
Ikesouth 8%  8%  [ 2 ]
PittMike 76%  76%  [ 19 ]
FavreFan 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
Boyd 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
JLN or LTG 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 25
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Matt Murton's Beard
 Post subject: Best drunk poster? POLL!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:44 am 
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Friday nights are a celebrated occurrence on the CFMB. Let's show some credit to make the drunk reading better. Write in candidates are welcome!

Go!
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Douchebag
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All options should be PittMike.

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Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.

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Mike now.

Chas used to be great. He spawned the DrunkChas twitter that was funny for a few months.

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FavreFan
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I’m honored to be considered but this is sort of like a Jordan MVP thing. Don’t get sick of voting for mike. He’s the deserving GOAT and nobody’s been close for awhile. We are in 2011 NBA territory where we are just waiting for the next generation to see if they can compete for the title.

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Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

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long time guy
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I don't drunkpost.

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long time guy wrote:
I don't drunkpost.


That's what all drunk posters say

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

Her other greatest hit involved IMU and his want to make bombs out of babies or some such shit. She really had something mentally not right...worse than MANY around here.

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leashyourkids wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

Her other greatest hit involved IMU and his want to make bombs out of babies or some such shit. She really had something mentally not right...worse than MANY around here.


I remember, but I only caught the tail end of it. Horrible that she passed away, but yeah, I remember a few of her insane posts from when I first started posting.

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long time guy
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leashyourkids wrote:
long time guy wrote:
I don't drunkpost.


That's what all drunk posters say


Yeah I opened up a slot on that one.

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Peoria Matt
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Douchebag wrote:
All options should be PittMike.


This. Not even close.

Last night, I was reading a response of his and thinking "What?" and then I looked at the clock and thought "Oh yeah......IT'S TIME".
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Baby McNown
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:02 am 
Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.
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Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.


Yup.

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pittmike
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Baby McNown wrote:
Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.


Yup.


No stolen honor here.

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ToxicMasculinity
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I stopped drunk posting bc of the racial slurs.

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I don't drunkpost.
Then...what's your excuse?
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What idiots voted for FF?

That is like voting for Kirk Cousins to be the NFL MVP when MahomesMike is clearly the obvious answer

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IkeSouth
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Pretty fuckin offended here guys

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IkeSouth wrote:
Pretty fuckin offended here guys

Why? You couldn't carry Mikes jock on a good day

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
I stopped drunk posting bc of the racial slurs.



Well that was half the battle.

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BigW72
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IkeSouth wrote:
Pretty fuckin offended here guys

I never know if you are drunk posting or sober posting...don't care...you have my vote!

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Mike is a legend.

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This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.

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This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:

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Jbi11s
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I just searched Drunk Mike.

Didn’t want to start another thread.

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Seacrest wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:


Ignoring it doesn't help the situation. The dude has issues. Serious issues.

Not just with alcohol either.

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Scooter
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I used to be the champ till I gave up booze couple years ago. It was ruining my cheery disposition. Don't miss it at all. Went back to weed on a daily basis. When I quit I lost 30 pounds almost instantly. 8)
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Jbi11s
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Yeah weed is a much better option than drinking poison every day.

Too bad I get random pee tests.

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pittmike
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Seacrest wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:


Ignoring it doesn't help the situation. The dude has issues. Serious issues.

Not just with alcohol either.


Issues with your mother. Now go get your shine box.

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