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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:34 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Agree with FF on Schwarber. I was going to list him but then realized, why bother.

It's like listing Hector Villanueva.

Ok, so I’m the master of the obvious, I guess. So I’ll throw in Serena.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:35 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate.

Might balloon up to 153.

If he doesn’t stay active that muscle will go somewhere.

I can see him being a short fat guy in 2040.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:36 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate.

Might balloon up to 153.

If he doesn’t stay active that muscle will go somewhere.

I can see him being a short fat guy in 2040.

I'd be very happy to see that.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:37 pm

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Adam Shaheen of course. He’s barely a pro athlete tho.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:38 pm

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I’m already gonna go ahead and call Wendell Carter Jr too.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:52 am

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:00 am

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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:17 am

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Jabari Parker

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:40 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Has anyone seen pics of Joe Crede lately? Wew Lord.

I Googled "Joe Crede fat" and this came up:

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:44 am

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Sebastian Janikowski is well on his way.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:49 am

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MajorKong wrote:

Sebastian Janikowski is well on his way.

He was never skinny.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:50 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, apparently taking it in the ass puts on the pounds?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:46 am

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Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:51 am

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Corey Crawford

I'd say Brent Seabrook but...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:49 pm

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Crede looks like Jeffrey Dahmer there.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:05 pm

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No Jon Lester yet?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:06 pm

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:23 pm

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:24 pm

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Jon Lester
Kyle Hendricks (Maddux is like 400 lb now)
Aroldis Chapman
James Harden
Joakim Noah
Zach Randolph
Marc Gasol
Antonio Gates
Clay Matthews
Jadaveon Clowney
Eli Manning
Cam Newton
Tristan Thompson
DeMarcus Cousins
Tyreke Evans
DeAndre Jordan
Chris Paul
Kevin Love
Yoan Moncada
Jose Abreu

Wild Card: Klay Thompson

Insane Wild Card: John Wall

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:49 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

No way on Eli. That family is lame but they don’t become fat.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:54 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

No way on Eli. That family is lame but they don’t become fat.

Eli seems like the black sheep, though.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:52 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Kind of cheating since he’s on his way already but Marshawn Lynch is gonna be a pretty big dude a decade from now.

throw CJ Anderson into that group as well

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:50 am

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Alshon Jeffery

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:59 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:01 pm

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Philip Rivers

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:14 pm

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I always assumed Elton Brand would pork out post retirement. But he's still thin. Kind of disappointing.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:40 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

I always assumed Elton Brand would pork out post retirement. But he's still thin. Kind of disappointing.

He's been working in front offices for a while. Those guys have lots of work out opportunities at the team facility on a daily basis. Usually some sort of daily pick up game.

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BigW72

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:05 pm

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:11 pm

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wdelaney72 wrote:

Aaron Rodgers

Pretty sure Arron Rodgers has porked out MANY times over the course of his career.

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:15 pm

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i used to be a gymnast

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