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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Didn't feel like opening another thread,but man-oh-man, Haley Kaden on 'GN has amazing cans:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

There is some serious catnip for the alt-right tucked into that video if you pay attention.

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All the white men are predators
The black men keep the white men in line
News piece from TYT bitch

You're god damn right.

This will only swell our neon nazi ranks

Is it because your only half heeb that you can pick up on it or bc your education level?

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You don't have black men protect white women from white men twice in two minutes unless you're trying to get white supremacists to buy up whole pallets of razors and shoot them on YouTube, is all I'm saying.

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I was hoping someone driving a ryder truck full of fertilizer/diesel into P&G headquarters, but tomatoe tomaato

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https://www.businessinsider.com/gillett ... =buffer-bi

Obviously it wasn’t gonna be long

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What a stupid fucking commercial.

Add another 12 blades on the old fucking model, add a battery, and call it ALT-RA SHAVER.

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Whoa, bro--not cool, not cool.

Found on Reddit:

So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

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And now the more woke take:

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/arti ... 5V5v-Oz2dA

I love the internet

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This commercial sure has triggered a lot of snowflake white males.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Awesome.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

They are in Peoria March 3. I have a StubHub gift card that needs to be used...

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I want to believe they aren't really serious. They're all pretty cute. I especially like the darker haired one on the left. In any case, lyrical content aside, their songs are about as good as anything on modern country radio.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I assume that was a parody since they're a comedy group, but you can never be sure anymore.

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This reminds me of this argument I heard in a cultural studies class once: Shaving in the West is a masochistic ritual practiced nowhere else; it's a peculiar form of self-violence.

That was pretty damn funny! Also: 3, 2, 1.

It's so funny when the white guy sees a pretty girl on the street and his eyes pop out of his head like a Warner Brothers cartoon with an "aa-oooooooga" sound and everything, and then his cool black friend jumps in to be like "DUDE NO BRO NO NO DON'T DO IT." Like that guy would even have a cool black friend.

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And like that cool black friend wouldn't be spitting game at her himself. I know because I have cool black friends.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

White catcalling is timidly asking a girl on the train which book she's reading. That's what we need community-minded black men to stop us from doing.

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I remember that commercial in the 90s with that fat kinstruction (that's how I pronounce it) worker who saw a hot chick with this awesome rack walk by, and he was like, "Hey, mama! Oh baby, oh mama!" He was dancing, too. Then, just as the hot chick w/rack met her yuppie Cubbie Wrigley spindly boyfriend, the fat idiot destruction worker fell into a puddle. He got his just desserts. And it was a good thing.

Yeah, it was just weird that the commercial was for Bank One.

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Was it really?

No, I don't remember the spot, I was just looking for what would be most incongruous and '90s.

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