They should walk faster. If Paulie didn’t move I would tell him to get his fat ass out of the way. People have things to do.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

My 6yo. Little bastard is constantly underfoot.

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I sense a racial subtext.

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Normally I would agree. However there is ice all over the place so I understand keeping it slow now. Indoors though, yes move you ass.

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Walk around them.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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My complaint besides slow is when people do not use the rules of the road for walking. This is usually the rare time I am in a mall. One side should be going one way and the other is opposite. So many times its like watching some black and white silent movie with cars going all over the place.

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Of course this doesn't apply outside in icy conditions. Even I'm walking like a great grandpa out there these days. Talking inside.

It's getting worse over the years too with the "staring at your phone like a goddamn zombie" thing people do constantly now. Don's not wrong about that good ol' fashioned plague we've been needing for awhile now.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It is getting worse, I can live with a slow old- or fat fuck and zip around em.. problem is they are usually a couple walking side by side and the aisles aren't big enough to get around with a basket. If you are old af or walk slow for whatever reason, walk in a single file not with your fat ass old lady side by side.

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My wife is an INCREDIBLY slow walker, it drives me fucking nuts. She used to blame me for being too FAST of a walker but now that my kids are nearly adults they make the same remarks about how fucking slow she is and I think she is starting to get it. I told her she walks slower than her mom (a notoriously slow walker in her own right) a few weeks back and i think I struck a nerve. We went to Disney World last week and it was driving me crazy, just languishing around the parks. Goddamn woman, move your ass already.

The Jews are notoriously slow walkers.

Divorce.

You seem young enough to still be able to start a new life. Run(sounds like she won't be able to catch you) and don't look back my friend. These are bad people.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

government employees entering the building in the morning are the slowest walkers on god's green earth but they are somehow transformed into the fastest on their way out of the building

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Had to be a fast walker as a kid as my dad and his dad woukd stzrt walking and not look back. Now I inherited that trait as it drives me nuts when people are dragging ass. Hell, it takes more energy to walk my wife’s pace than to walk mine. I am not a stroller.

If I ever found myself in a position where I was single again and actively in the dating game, "pace of walk" would seriously be part of the criteria, and not in an insignificant way. Its a lifelong aggravation.

My wife and her mother are the fastest walkers I've ever seen. I've just given up on trying to keep up. She's also the all time record holder at lingering and having long discussions with complete strangers or as we're leaving a party. It sorta works its way out.

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My wife complains that I run too slow AND she complains that I walk too fast

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Well you’re a retard!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

And if I recall like 700 feet tall.

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Too bad that picture from the track disappeared. I kinda forgot what everyone looked like and I would need a refresher should there ever be another bored outing, be it to the track or elsewhere (London, anyone?). Who took the picture? Can it be resurrected?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I don't think it ever got deleted. I'm sure it's on here somewhere.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I used to get really pissed at people who walked slowly. They tend to be slow at everything. Then I got to thinking about it, and it's probably healthier to walk slowly. What kind of rush are we all in?

Don't get me wrong; I still walk fast, just by my nature, but I try to slow it down when I can.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Jesus fucking Christ pick a lane and walk(or run) in it, John Kerry.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Rick saves the day once again

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul