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tommy

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:13 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Not all women are sluts.

Source?

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tommy

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:14 pm

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Nas wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Uh....how exactly did you learn this, friend?

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:16 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

312player wrote:

Americans are finally realizing that having 4 or 5 kids is irresponsible, unless you make 200k plus.

This is very true nowadays.

Having more than 2 kids can be financially crippling to a family.

Where were you 11 years ago with this info?

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tommy

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:17 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

312player wrote:

Americans are finally realizing that having 4 or 5 kids is irresponsible, unless you make 200k plus.

This is very true nowadays.

Having more than 2 kids can be financially crippling to a family.

It can be done if we would stop buying so much shit. I wish I had more than three kids.

Financially, it is, of course, difficult, but the time thing is almost as bad now because you are not just the mom or dad, but the chauffeur and social chairman and tutor.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:18 pm

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tommy wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Not all women are sluts.

Source?

That wasn't what I was insinuating. I was saying a man can ride the vagina carousel and it doesn't matter. A woman does it and it should be frowned.

Also michrochimerism:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27623703

Every dick she takes stays in there and makes some sort of franken baby.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:18 pm

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Nas wrote:

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Didn't figure you'd ever need a second job ...

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Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:19 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Nas wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Thanks for the sig.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:20 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Shit, even attempting to have a second one is more a financial debate than anything in my house.

I think that it requires an adjustment of priorities. Maybe you get less of a house than you would like. Maybe you buy a decent car instead of carrying a car note for 4 or 5 years. Maybe you start putting money away early in their lives instead of panicking when they're 15. The only true sacrifice that is required is time.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:21 pm

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

tommy wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Not all women are sluts.

Source?

I don’t think that’s what the article is saying.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:23 pm

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tommy wrote:

Nas wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Uh....how exactly did you learn this, friend?

I got 1 past the IUD goalie and based on our age (mid 30's) they had to do a bunch of tests. In the process I learned that as a man ages the quality of his sperm decreases.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:24 pm

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Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Shit, even attempting to have a second one is more a financial debate than anything in my house.

I read that once you hit three kids, you pretty much don't have any time to yourself.

But man, it all goes so fast.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:24 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Nas wrote:

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Didn't figure you'd ever need a second job ...

Trump economy.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:25 pm

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tommy wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Shit, even attempting to have a second one is more a financial debate than anything in my house.

I read that once you hit three kids, you pretty much don't have any time to yourself.

But man, it all goes so fast.

It gets worse as they age. You figure out how to carve out some time for yourself. I requires sacrificing a little sleep though.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:28 pm

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tommy wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Shit, even attempting to have a second one is more a financial debate than anything in my house.

I read that once you hit three kids, you pretty much don't have any time to yourself.

But man, it all goes so fast.

I mostly agree. There are times a fourth wouldn’t have been the end of the world. But when I visit my brother, who had his first two (and only) kids in his 40’s, I’m kind of thankful we stopped. I didn’t have the energy with my third that I had with my first. But shit.. my youngest turns 10 thus year. How the hell did that happen.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:59 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Nas wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Aren’t there MANY dudes out there riding the vagina merry go round there whole lives?

Last I checked you need some sperm to go with the eggs.

A man can crank a kid out at 50.

Thats why a woman is a slut but a man is a slut maker

Young sperm is better than older sperm. I learned that a couple of years ago

Thanks for the sig.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:03 pm

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Nas wrote:

In the process I learned that as a man ages the quality of his sperm decreases.

The fertility specialists told us the quantity decreases but not the quality...

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Nas

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:07 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Nas wrote:

In the process I learned that as a man ages the quality of his sperm decreases.

The fertility specialists told us the quantity decreases but not the quality...

We were told both are true. Somehow when we are younger our body has a way of removing defective sperm and we don't do it well as we age. It's something like that. Maybe someone can Google it.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:13 pm

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Nas wrote:

https://abc7chicago.com/society/americans-arent-having-enough-babies-to-repopulate-cdc/5102467/?sf206444314=1&sf206456993=1

Replacement level thot.

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Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:42 am

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A Strong Woman for SCOTUS.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: This is my calling

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:49 am

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tommy wrote:

Nas wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Shit, even attempting to have a second one is more a financial debate than anything in my house.

I read that once you hit three kids, you pretty much don't have any time to yourself.

But man, it all goes so fast.

Three kids under the age of 9. I can confirm, zero free time to yourself.

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