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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:51 pm

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My Dane is a big priss. It's like pulling teeth to get her out. The leonberger, it's a struggle to get him to come in.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:54 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

My Dane is a big priss. It's like pulling teeth to get her out. The leonberger, it's a struggle to get him to come in.

The same with my German Shepherd. All he wants is to be outside.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:15 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

SpiralStairs wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

We gave everyone the day off tomorrow. Unfortunately, I have a hearing tomorrow night that doesn't look like it is going to be cancelled. Only angry people show up to meetings in sub zero weather.

A night hearing?

Orgy code word

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:59 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:50 pm
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pizza_Place: Parts Unknown

Out of town friends: "I hear your in for a cold one!"

Me:

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:05 pm

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Throw boiling water at your mail carrier. Those people are better than all of us.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:09 pm

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pizza_Place: Q's Hillside

Nas wrote:

Throw boiling water at your mail carrier. Those people are better than all of us.

My mail carrier is a piece of shit. I hope she freezes her tits to a mailbox door tomorrow.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:12 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

We gave everyone the day off tomorrow. Unfortunately, I have a hearing tomorrow night that doesn't look like it is going to be cancelled. Only angry people show up to meetings in sub zero weather.

A night hearing?

Orgy code word

What kind of super lawyer is in night court?

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:15 pm

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Dude ..Markie Post was super.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:16 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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John Larroquette.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:19 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

John Larroquette.

Lots of lawers on this bored. Who's the real life John Larroquette?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:40 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
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Be careful fellas.

If you gotta travel in the morning bring extra clothes for the ride.

Don’t be outside for any extended time with any skin exposed.

If you’re a lawyer, and you need to meet for a late night hearing (orgy) make sure you’re wrapped up nice and tight.

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Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:45 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, people are often unnecessarily hysterical about the weather, but this one is for real. Fuck around, and you could die in this shit.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:48 pm

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I have a bad feeling MANY are not going to take this serious in and around Chicago.

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Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:51 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
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leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, people are often unnecessarily hysterical about the weather, but this one is for real. Fuck around, and you could die in this shit.

Only if you are an idiot.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:55 pm

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For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:55 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, people are often unnecessarily hysterical about the weather, but this one is for real. Fuck around, and you could die in this shit.

Only if you are an idiot.

Well, be really careful then.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:56 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

You are fear mongering.

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312player

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:56 pm

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
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It's cold AF.. just walked 6 blocks with dog n he's shivering..me too#

:shock:

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:58 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:59 pm
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Caller Bob wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

You are fear mongering.

I was out in shorts when i had to run to the ATM but this was at 5:30pm

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312player

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:58 pm

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
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Jbi11s wrote:

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

You won't last 3 days in the black hills with pussy attitude, toughen up. I'm working tomorrow n I hate the cold.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:59 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
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So if you stepped outside, buck naked, yes in 30 min you would probably die. Fully clothed with a jacket on, it would take most likely well over an hour for you to be legally dead, so yes, you pretty have to commit suicide to die in this. Everyone relax.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:00 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
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Caller Bob wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

You are fear mongering.

I’m being a mother hen I know.

We get extended periods with this cold every winter up here.

It’s not a joke.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:01 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

No one is excited. You're trying too hard.

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I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:01 pm

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312player wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

For real for real tho.

Do not try to run or work out in that weather.

You will die.

Idc if you’re the marathon man.

Your lungs will crystallize and explode.

You won't last 3 days in the black hills with pussy attitude, toughen up. I'm working tomorrow n I hate the cold.

I work in this cold every winter for more than just a day you fucking c ock gobbler.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:02 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No one is excited. You're trying too hard.

'Bills is. He's going come over and warm my balls.
:drunken:

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:04 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

With no hat, you’d prolly pass out in less than 30 minutes.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:05 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No one is excited. You're trying too hard.

'Bills is. He's going come over and warm my balls.
:drunken:

You and bills do seem to have some sexual tension.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:07 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

With no hat, you’d prolly pass out in less than 30 minutes.

Yeah, but you wouldn't die immediately. You would probably be in a state of Hatchetman for like 20 minutes before you fully died.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:07 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

No one is excited. You're trying too hard.

'Bills is. He's going come over and warm my balls.
:drunken:

You and bills do seem to have some sexual tension.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: STORMWATCH 2019!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:08 pm

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312player wrote:

It's cold AF.. just walked 6 blocks with dog n he's shivering..me too#

:shock:

You’re a fucking idiot for putting your dog through that.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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