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A buddy and I got paired with two random at RedTail. We’re on the ninth green. One guy starts walking and grinding his spikes all in his buddy’s putting line. They thought it was hilarious. We told them they’re idiots for doing that shit. We jumped ahead of them on the back nine.

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I believe Joe Orr has the evidence

You get the sense that he isn't very well liked by the other players.

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Never was a fan. Seems like an ass.

He won The Masters. Frank owes me a beer.

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You know me like that.

Would FIVE greens be considered MANY?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Sergio has been an asshole ever since he disgraced our shores. A pompous asshole schooled by the asshole of assholes Seve.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

IF Payne Stewart were still around, he would have broke from the group behind that pussy and pounded the shit out of him.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Payne Stewart, even a worse pilot than John McCain, amirite?

Too bad his career nosedived.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Kinda ran outa gas.

(Thurman) Munsoned out in the middle of nowhere!

Payne Stewart's career kinda had a mid air collision with Bob Collins'.

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Before I take off, just wanted to crash this thread and let you know this was a delight.

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Meh, he had a fit in a sandbox. I want to see the footage of what he did to the greens.

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I'd do a cartwheel if I was able to hit that shot with any regularity.

Anyway, I read somewhere that he had been overheard cursing about the greens—something about the grass used—throughout the weekend.

This is why we need to build the wall.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It was his second attempt at getting out. Apparently he was pissed at how it was raked.

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He should take it up with this cousin then.

Sergio Garcia ruining the grass is entrapment for bigoted people.

Spitting in the hole like he did a few years back is still the most disgusting thing he has done, what a turd.

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Oh no. The grass was damaged!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, don't you just love what constitutes a "breakdown" in golf?

I saw a dude duff his tee shot and throw his driver. Landed up in a tree and it didn't come down. So he climbed the tree, grabbed it, broke it in half and threw it again.

THAT'S a breakdown.

Let's see Sergio make a putt on the soldier field turf after a U2 show, followed by an international soccer game followed by a Bears game.

Let's not

Zombie Roy Halladay would like to have a few words with some of you.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'd do a cartwheel if it was my 5th attempt, after the first 4 that go back and forth across the green.

I refuse to play with idiots that throw fits like that.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I wish he could see some of the traps that I have to get out of out here!! These pros play on manicured fairways, textured greens, and traps with actual fine grained sand in them. Out here, I play with a two dollar sand wedge that I picked out of an assorted club bag at Roger Dunn because I didn't want to ruin a good sand wedge on the many rocks in the bunker.

He is just an big time asshole.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip