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whistler
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:47 pm 
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Ever lied to your boss about work?

What did u lie about, and why did u do it?

Did he end up catching u in a lie?

Or did u get away with it?

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Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years
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newper
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I said I was sick, but then he saw me in a parade singing Twist And Shout and then hanging out at a ball game. Uh-oh spaghettios.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:23 am 
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In college I told my boss that I had dunked in a game and came down badly on a buddy's foot. I really landed cleanly and needed a four pack of Grolsch plus to celebrate. :drunken:

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.
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whistler
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newper wrote:
Uh-oh spaghettios.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years
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SpiralStairs
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I told him I really didn't want to suck his dick.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.
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Caller Bob
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IkeSouth
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Told my boss I don't smoke weed. Every boss the last 19 years.

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The Hawk
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newper wrote:
I said I was sick, but then he saw me in a parade singing Twist And Shout and then hanging out at a ball game. Uh-oh spaghettios.


:drunken: :drunken: :drunken: :drunken:

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip
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sinicalypse
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Frank Coztansa
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Glad you finally got a job, sini.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.
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IMU
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I try not to lie to myself.

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