https://heavy.com/news/2019/01/caitlin-alyse-hardy-video/

don't worry, she only has 3 other kids under her care.... "Sexi red"

That's what you get for passing out first. Everyone knows the rules.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

She's pretty stupid.

She's just gonna have to do the laundry again.

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I thought this was legal in the 6th trimester?

Whereas I use Facebook to share paintings I like and funny signs and stuff.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

She should have consulted with her doctor.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I blame whatever dude hit that hambeast and didn't pull out. if you're goin' hoggin, pull out or wrap it up.

My Math teacher in high school would pour a cup of water on anyone who fell asleep in his class. Only happened once and no one else slept in his class.

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I love her brain dead defender who is angry about the arrest and public scorn and accusing everyone else of being "nosey"

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Any normal parent would just be glad that their 9 month old is sleeping

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Sumter County? Do I need to go back down there and bitch slap these people again?

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--W. T. Sherman

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Words from one of the greatest Americans of ALL TIME!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Exactly.

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FTFY

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My math teacher in 7th grade threw a blackboard eraser at someone sleeping
I'll never forget it, the kid was in the far back of he class and the teacher absolutely nailed it, it was a perfect throw

Now we know no one in (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky's family was ever in the education field.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I think I was in 6th grade, I was at the chalkboard doing something disruptive (I don't remember what). The teacher, who happened to be a large male african american, chucked a big textbook across the room and scored a direct hit on the back of my head which in turned caused my forehead to bang loudly off the chalkboard.

I of course never told my parents. Not that they would have done anything except maybe congratulate the teacher. I was none the worse for wear and I never did that again

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."