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whistler

Post subject: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:01 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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pizza_Place: Passero's

How boring. U go take a piss and the toilet flushes by itself.

Who comes up with this shit?

Don't they understand that maybe people love kicking the john handle to flush it?

Thats parta the fun of being in a public washroom!

Nothin' worse than being in a public stall smokin' a bong, and suddenly the toilet flushes on its own. Fuck that. I wanna dropkick that fuckin thing on my own. Everybody does.

But what about you? How do YOU act in a public washroom? Do u kick the john handle to flush the toilet? Or do u flush it by hand?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:49 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43570

Mods please flush Whistler like a giant turd.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:18 am

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
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pizza_Place: Giordano's

Douchebag wrote:

Mods please flush Whistler like a giant turd.

I find that if you read his posts in a Jerry Seinfeld voice, it makes it soo much better.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:24 am

100000 CLUB

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whistler wrote:

I think all New Yorkers should have guns.

Then we can shoot people like you.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:28 am

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:25 am

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
Posts: 8011
pizza_Place: Rosati's

Catherine Johns
Jimmy Johns
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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:05 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82222

electronic johns will be the customers of sex robots

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IMU

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:03 am

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good dolphin wrote:

electronic johns will be the customers of sex robots

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:07 am

Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:40 pm
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pizza_Place: Boni Vino

spmack wrote:

Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?

Yeah but I guess you can't kick a button.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:12 am

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
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pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

We could all do with a little of whistler's cheerful optimism. Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:15 am

100000 CLUB

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.

Larry Craig agrees.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:46 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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Jaw Breaker wrote:

spmack wrote:

Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?

Yeah but I guess you can't kick a button.

right!

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I hate electronic johns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:47 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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pizza_Place: Passero's

Telegram Sam wrote:

Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.

nice!

and its public WASHROOM, not restroom!

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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