How much do you spend on Valentine's Day?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

$30 @ Jewels. The 19.99 Rose bouquet and the incredibly overpriced hallmark card @ 8.99

Susan B Anthony dollar
Kennedy Half dollar
Roosevelt dime

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I think I am into it for less than $20 for a card and a little bit of candy. I got nothing from her which she felt a little bit bad about this morning but I
didn't want anything anyway.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Send flowers to her work so all her friends can see. Done. $45.

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Elections have consequences.

It depends on whether Santa Anita is racing.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Greeting cards are 50 cents at the Dollar Store.

Bob should buy his lady 18 of those.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

This. I never buy cards anywhere else. If you take five minutes and look thru some of them, you can find some really nice, heartfelt, and funny cards.

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2 beers each and some food at a tavern nearby. but plans may change.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Woman in the office was responsible for bringing in "Treat of the Week". She delivered today with about 3 dozen chocolate cupcakes with a large dollop
of swirled brown frosting with two googly eye balls. There is a toothpick sticking up like a picket sign that says "LOVE STINKS". Perfect.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

i don't fault people for celebrating valentines day. but my wife and I were never much into it. Occasionally i'll do something hokey for my 3 daughters but we really don't do anything special.

It is the anniversary of our first date though. like 18 years ago. i've fought her celebrating that forever. but she still slips that crap in here and there.

$100 at Victoria's secret (1 Bombshell bra, 3 panties, 1 perfume) for the Mizz of Pizz got me a nice wakeup BJ, some woof-woof action, and I left the 'lil lady with the kind of pearl necklace that don't come from a clam this fine morning after the kids were off to school.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, Y'ALL!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I like the 1 AllAboutAction in the 6th today.

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translated from DiCaro daily events to what likely actually happened

I never shower jerk. I rarely have to take matters into my own hands, but when I do perform the 'ole 5-on-1 it has to be with Astroglide brand water-based lube, or I don't jerk at all. Can't use that stuff in the shower, as it just washes off.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I'm taking her to see A Star is Born. Maybe sneak in a sub sandwich

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

you can be real with us.

you got your ass stuffed and have been walking with a limp all morning since.

I'll be painting, cleaning and installing cabinets at the new house.

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About $40 + brunch this weekend.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Damn. Is there something you're not telling us, Mssr. Wood?

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Had roses sent to her work yesterday as I thought her first V-Day as a Mom should be special. We're going to a local watering hole tomorrow for a couple of afternoon drinks and some appetizers. Taking the little guy with us. Probably have a fire and partake in some extracurriculars later on.

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Sent some expensive ass roses.

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$0.00 and I'm playing hockey tonight.

We don't do hallmark holidays in our house.


In the 11 years I've known my wife I've never once bought her flowers.

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this is great

Sent Mrs. Midget flowers at her office--as usual. Not sure she actually likes the flowers, but she loves the fact that her colleagues comment on the flowers.

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Tough race. I think Italiano has a big shot in there.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Went to Magnolia Bakery on State to get some cupcakes...$26 for 4. Surge pricing apparently in effect.

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