Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

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My avatar approves of these lyrics, not me personally though...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

I'm definitely kicking everybody's ass so far in this thread, do better lads.

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You posted "good" and "bad" in reply, and then the spoken word lyrics to a gimmicky rap song. Fuck, you're worthless. smfh.

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I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride
She had to heave me right across shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind


For the cowbell, if not the lyrics.

Hey dipshit.. the first one was a bad joke.. I'm three for three since then. What do you have offer up?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Only one way to properly solve this.

You each get to write one four line opening diss verse each other. Board can decide who wins that way.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Obviously this window licker didn't see my 3 previous posts, I run this thread.. there is no dispute. I didn't think this needed to be stated by the OP( seemed obvious) but I'll say it. The song has to be good or better. 90% of the horseshit in this thread is from dogshit songs.

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I agree with you but the OP is still the best opening verse in this thread. I have yet to see one that tops it.


Now about those diss verses..

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm not searching around the net for some limp dick, light bulb salesman, half a burrito Sox fan , Hershey kiss cookin turd. I won with sounds of silence.. I don't give a fuck what you busters say.. I killed it in this thread.

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Fuck you, 312
Your baseball thoughts are full of pooh
And even if you write some cool lyric
You'll never win, so suck my dick

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Frank has laid down the gauntlet.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Nigga please, I got Frank on his knees
He's an ignorant, hard working , stubborn pollack from oaklawn..but on this site he's an ignorant pawn . He knows no better in his oak lawn Spartan sweater. SMH

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Holy shit that's terrible

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I dreamed about killing you again last night
And it felt alright to me

Right now I can’t read too good
Don’t send me no more letters, no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row

Good choice, but the biggest difference between reading the lyrics to a Sex Pistols song and listening to them, are all the grunts and asides that aren't picked up in the recitation of the lyrics.

American girls and American guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see Old Glory flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's no room
This girl's an open page
Book marking she's so close now
This girl is half his age

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Elections have consequences.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I had a job, I had a girl,
I had something going, mister, in this world.
I got laid off down at the lumber yard,
Our love went bad; times got hard.

Honorable Mention:

Standing in line marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime
'Cause they can't buy a job
The man in the silk suit hurries by
As he catches the poor ladies' eyes
Just for fun he says, "Get a job"

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

One more:

You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park,
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Monday morning 9 a.m.
Boy, you're lookin' cute
All dressed up like a little man
In your business suit
Go downtown and stand in line
Get down on your knees
Saw you suck off that old man
To pay for your degree

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

For once in your life
You may get the chance to stand
Against a column of tanks
Holdin’ up your hand

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It kinda falls off some by the end of the verse but holy shit this is how you start off a rap song!

Biggie Smalls is the wickedest
Niggaz call me pussy?
I dare you to stick your dick in this!
If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphillis
Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya
Got it locked like the penitentiary
Niggaz mention me for M.C. execution, who you choosin?
The wack MC? Or the black fat MC?
Jack Dempsey would start shakin
All it's takin, is some marijuana and I'm makin
MC's break fast like flapjacks and bacon
Backspins to windmill, who's still the gin drinker
Ill thinker - explodin when the paper hits the ink, uhh
Take your gangsta chronicles, turn to page 666
Holocaust, Big the merciless
Niggaz press they luck-and they get a buttfuck-in
Straight up the ass, raw dog with the rash
and I don't fuck wit the condoms
The condoms is a problem from the AIDS gettin sprayed
Diseases, Big pleases, MC's across the seas
is just the way I clutch my prey, hey
I'm crazy and deranged
Blowin niggaz out the frame, simple and plain
But gettin back, to the black, rhinocerous of rap
Big took a loss, how preposterous is that nigga?

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