hope to be movin' in to a bigger place soon

this means more women will want to come over. They like big spacious shitters and couches and shit.

So I think I'll be increasing my pussy quotient soon.

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Congrats. Remember to hydrate.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Another guy that thinks he knows it all....

What's your CPF?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Zero divided by anything is still zero.

Sounds like he invested in a.......wait for it.....Pulte.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Just like Parkins said - Chew it and do it, whistler.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

what's CPF mean?

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Cost Per Fuck.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I know of 2 fucks that cost me 6 figures.

Let's not go there, some of us paid similar prices.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yup!!

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

the thread title is also a lost Conor Oberst B-side.

tough to put a number on it.

Some women u spend a lot on, but u dont get laid (esp. Asian chicks). I get good play with all of them though.

Some women u dont need to spend a whole lot and they love to fuck (and i dont mean desperate ugly fatties either).

I'll estimate it at $11.77 a fuck.

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fuck!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.