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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:38 pm 
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What are the dimensions of this ham?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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So close....

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Drag him Alex!

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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I mean....that's just awesome!

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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No, this is awesome!


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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:lol:

That thread is great and will get even better




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That thread is great and will get even better




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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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I can't stop thinking about this. No take can be hotter than this.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Kanaydians like Molyneux and Jordan Peterson make effective social media trolls cuz being that they're Canadian leaves open the possibility that they actually believe the goofy shit they say.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Kanaydians like Molyneux and Jordan Peterson make effective social media trolls cuz being that they're Canadian leaves open the possibility that they actually believe the goofy shit they say.


If I was trying to be as offensive as I could I couldn't come up with something as perfect as that dude's tweet. It's a thing of beauty.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Hussra wrote:
Kanaydians like Molyneux and Jordan Peterson make effective social media trolls cuz being that they're Canadian leaves open the possibility that they actually believe the goofy shit they say.


If I was trying to be as offensive as I could I couldn't come up with something as perfect as that dude's tweet. It's a thing of beauty.
He apparently wasn't done:

Great googly moogly.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Hussra wrote:
Kanaydians like Molyneux and Jordan Peterson make effective social media trolls cuz being that they're Canadian leaves open the possibility that they actually believe the goofy shit they say.


If I was trying to be as offensive as I could I couldn't come up with something as perfect as that dude's tweet. It's a thing of beauty.
He apparently wasn't done:

Great googly moogly.


In what context does this market exist. There are far more dumb people than smart people so under his logic dumb people clearly have a high value.

Also, has he ever thought why colonialism became a thing in the first place?

Ugh. This fucking guy can't be real.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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For those of you whose brains haven’t been thoroughly poisoned by the internet, allow me to unpack the demented Twitter scandal that unfolded over the weekend.

It all concerns @ElleOhHell, an account which had 24,000 followers and posted a litany of twee and predictable jokes that routinely wound up on lists like “30 of the Funniest Women You Should Be Following on Twitter” and “The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week.” Based on the name and their photo — a drawing of a woman with a low bun and flowers in her hair — it was fair to assume that they were, ostensibly, a woman named Elle.

But at 1 a.m. on Saturday morning, @ElleOHell decided to unburden themselves of a secret: @ElleOhHell was not a woman named Elle. She wasn’t a woman at all, but a man, pretending to be their own wife, who was also divorcing him. In my professional opinion: What.

“The avatar is not in fact me, but my wife. She knows about it, and was glad for me to have this creative outlet,” he wrote. “The anonymity was very liberating, and honestly who would want to be a man on the internet. The unintended consequence was that people got hurt.”

“The picture I used most often was of my beautiful wife on our wedding day,” he continued. “Now after many years of marriage and two years of separation … we have decided that divorce is the best course of action for everyone.”

“Please note that I am not Gretchen and I did not try to get a girlfriend out of this,” he also made sure to clarify.


[Borat voice] my wife

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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They were separated for 2 years with him using the avatar still! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Is James Woods the Right's equivalent to Alec Baldwin or Kathy Griffin?

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Nope. He's intelligent and sane.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Nope. He's intelligent and sane.


Opinions vary.

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Don't say that Mia Khalifa did porn!



Curb music at the end was great.

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