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leashyourkids

Post subject: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:28 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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When you open the refrigerator and realize there are some bomb-ass leftovers from the night before.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:30 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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When slightly above average posters recycle my thread ideas.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:58 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Ick. I just threw up in my mouth.

Mods, please delete.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:00 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Posts: 33070
Location: Wrigley
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When you open the online newspaper and realize the Hawks came back and won last night.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:13 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
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pizza_Place: Home Run Inn

Waking up every morning.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:49 pm

Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:04 pm
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I don't eat leftovers. I always think i will but usually just end up throwing them out.

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We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:50 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Franky T wrote:

I don't eat leftovers. I always think i will but usually just end up throwing them out.

This. How that transferred to my son with the bottomless stomach except with steak I don't know.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:02 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Ick. I just threw up in my mouth.

Mods, please delete.

No.

Bomb ass leftovers are better than commercial Christmas music every time.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:08 pm

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When you walk through security at the airport and everyone wants to touch you because you still got it.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:49 am

Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:40 pm
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pizza_Place: Boni Vino

When you come into work in the morning and there is no red light on your phone indicating voicemails.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:06 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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Jaw Breaker wrote:

When you come into work in the morning and there is no red light on your phone indicating voicemails.

Back in the day, one of my favorite things to do as an office joke was send a fax to guy’s phone who was out on vacation. “Mike Smith, you have 20 new messages. Message one, beeeep.....”

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:22 am

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denisdman wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

When you come into work in the morning and there is no red light on your phone indicating voicemails.

Back in the day, one of my favorite things to do as an office joke was send a fax to guy’s phone who was out on vacation. “Mike Smith, you have 20 new messages. Message one, beeeep.....”

ELAINE: Hey, Kramer, what was it you were having faxed to my house every 30 seconds?

KRAMER: Well, I signed up for a food delivery service, Now We're Cookin'. That's a play on words. You know, they're faxing me the menus from some restaurants.

ELAINE: Which ones?

KRAMER: Well, all of them. It's the deluxe package.

ELAINE: So this is never gonna stop?

KRAMER: Well, it better not. Paid for the whole year. So, should I pick those up later?

ELAINE: You can pick 'em up right now.

Elaine imitates the fax squeal right into Kramer's ear.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Life's Little Victories

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:19 am

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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FrankDrebin wrote:

Waking up every morning.

Opinions vary.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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