Panther pislA wrote:
No revenge. Just get fucked-up, have a good time and get Bernstein to realize what its like to have friends and to be good to the people you are around every day.
No. We're gonna get our revenge for Mac.
Hey Parkins, Mac isn't gonna do it. It's up to you. You're still living the frat boy lifestyle. So this is right up you alley. Do the "Hooker thing" like I explained.
The key is not to tell Zawaski or McDoink. They're on the other team. They'll tip off Bernstein. You can tell Shep. He's pretty much a 13 year old so he'll think it's cool.
Maybe try to convince Doink and the Pollack (I'm half Polish, I'm allowed) to hit the casino or a movie that night. If not just say you're getting a hooker. Not for sex just for some lap dances and to drink and do drugs. Cuz you're cool like that. Doink and Zawaski will probably want to get the hell out just knowing that. Doink is straight laced. And Zawaski is scared of his wife. So they'll leave just cuz of that. They won't want any part of it. Don't tell Bernstein. Once he sees the hooker he'll run to his room with two bottles of wine like I said and do a crossword puzzle. I don't know what Mac will do. He might be cool with talking to a hooker and getting a few lap dances. Or maybe he'll run off with Zawaski and Doink. Who knows?
If you do it Parkins, I'll buy you a bag of weed.
It's the best way to get even. It will torture Bernstein for the rest of his life knowing that the picture might hit the internet.