The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Waiting in car means dick, first one at the door is first one in line.

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Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.

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All that shit for a jelly donut. People are idiots.

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This guy gets it. Good Dolphin needs to man up and wait properly in line for his Fat Tuesday doughnuts.

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If you can wait in a fucking car, you can wait at a fucking door. However, If I'm standing at the door and you'd like to get your fatass out of the warm car and explain your "bakery system", I'm all ears.

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

Yeah, when you arrived in your car means dick. It's the line outside the door that matters.

I would have punched dolphin in his loud fuckin mouth!

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Dolphin was the rude guy out of line here and he's got the balls to complain. Smh

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I'd like the address of this bakery so I can show up at 5:29 tomorrow and tell these pollocks how a line is formed.

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2700 S California

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This explains so much.

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and then you would have walked to the dentist with your teeth in your hands.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

you'd look foolish waiting in line for paczki the day after paczki day

you'd look foolish if you didn't as well

sorry your life sucks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It really is puhnch-key day!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out.

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I know of an island on the opposite side of Europe whose history could be described similarly

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The guy was first in line and a bunch of stubborn pollocks gotta give him shit and make him say excuse me to leave. How bout Stanley wakes up earlier and gets in line at the door if he wants to be first.

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He can't even win the jelly doughnut sweepstakes, much less the Machado sweepstakes

Try cutting in line on St Paddy's Day in an Irish bar for a beer.

You'll realize the difference right about the time you get KO'd, but before you hit the floor in a horizontal position.

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Easy pal.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

All this angst over some shitty, jelly donuts. Meh- there were a couple boxes at work that people kept shoving in their piehole. I passed.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Lol

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I'm so sorry. If the gums were grey or showning other signs of bleeding out then they can't do much. They said it's low probability to survive the surgery. I'm a worry wart and pain in the ass with a touch of hypochondriac. I got home from work at about 10:15 and at 11:00 I said either you or I am taking her to a 24 hour vet. Her rolled his eyes at me and took her. It happened really fast. She was acting normal til about 4:00 in the afternoon and then there was a shift in her behavior.


Thanks Frank.

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Great way to start Lent.

Ah but sometimes you can get in with them.

Or know the bartenders.

Or tip really really well.