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The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.

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Waiting in car means dick, first one at the door is first one in line.

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The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.

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All that shit for a jelly donut. People are idiots.


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The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Waiting in car means dick, first one at the door is first one in line.

This guy gets it. Good Dolphin needs to man up and wait properly in line for his Fat Tuesday doughnuts.

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If you can wait in a fucking car, you can wait at a fucking door. However, If I'm standing at the door and you'd like to get your fatass out of the warm car and explain your "bakery system", I'm all ears.


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Yeah, when you arrived in your car means dick. It's the line outside the door that matters.


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I would have punched dolphin in his loud fuckin mouth!

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I would have punched dolphin in his loud fuckin mouth!



Dolphin was the rude guy out of line here and he's got the balls to complain. Smh

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I'd like the address of this bakery so I can show up at 5:29 tomorrow and tell these pollocks how a line is formed.

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good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.


This explains so much.

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leashyourkids wrote:
I would have punched dolphin in his loud fuckin mouth!


and then you would have walked to the dentist with your teeth in your hands.

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312player wrote:
I'd like the address of this bakery so I can show up at 5:29 tomorrow and tell these pollocks how a line is formed.


you'd look foolish waiting in line for paczki the day after paczki day

you'd look foolish if you didn't as well

sorry your life sucks

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I would have punched dolphin in his loud fuckin mouth!


and then you would have walked to the dentist with your teeth in your hands.


It really is puhnch-key day!

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you'd look foolish waiting in line for paczki the day after paczki day

you'd look foolish if you didn't as well

sorry your life sucks
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good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:

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Regular Reader wrote:
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good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:


Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out. :lol:

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Seacrest wrote:
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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:


Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out. :lol:


I know of an island on the opposite side of Europe whose history could be described similarly

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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:


Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out. :lol:



The guy was first in line and a bunch of stubborn pollocks gotta give him shit and make him say excuse me to leave. How bout Stanley wakes up earlier and gets in line at the door if he wants to be first.

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The guy was first in line and a bunch of stubborn pollocks gotta give him shit and make him say excuse me to leave. How bout Stanley wakes up earlier and gets in line at the door if he wants to be first.


He can't even win the jelly doughnut sweepstakes, much less the Machado sweepstakes


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good dolphin wrote:
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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:


Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out. :lol:


I know of an island on the opposite side of Europe whose history could be described similarly


Try cutting in line on St Paddy's Day in an Irish bar for a beer.

You'll realize the difference right about the time you get KO'd, but before you hit the floor in a horizontal position.

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The guy was first in line and a bunch of stubborn pollocks gotta give him shit and make him say excuse me to leave. How bout Stanley wakes up earlier and gets in line at the door if he wants to be first.


He can't even win the jelly doughnut sweepstakes, much less the Machado sweepstakes


Easy pal. :eye: :lol:

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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
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Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.


:shock: :lol: :lol:


Let someone walk all over you... but make them say excuse me on the way out. :lol:


I know of an island on the opposite side of Europe whose history could be described similarly


Try cutting in line on St Paddy's Day in an Irish bar for a beer.

You'll realize the difference right about the time you get KO'd, but before you hit the floor in a horizontal position.

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:lol: All this angst over some shitty, jelly donuts. Meh- there were a couple boxes at work that people kept shoving in their piehole. I passed.

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The guy was first in line and a bunch of stubborn pollocks gotta give him shit and make him say excuse me to leave. How bout Stanley wakes up earlier and gets in line at the door if he wants to be first.


He can't even win the jelly doughnut sweepstakes, much less the Machado sweepstakes



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good dolphin wrote:
The paczki line is generally a civilized group.

The bakery opens at 5:30. A dozen or so people arrive beforehand. The doors aren't open and its cold so people wait in their cars, using the honor system to determine who is first out of the early arrivers. The line is quick anyway as this group generally pre orders. Some dusty old coot arrived at about 5:29 seeing a group of people sitting in their cars waiting for the opening door. He decided he would stand at the door and then take first in line in front of people he knew were there before him. This leads to a couple of other assholes following his lead.

When the door opened, everyone entered to stand in line with the assholes in the lead. Someone loudly pointed out that they jumped the line and I responded loudly back that Jesus must have meant them when he said the last shall be first. Everyone gave a mocking laugh. On the way out, the guy then wanted the line to break apart so that he could get through it to leave. He walked up to me and said excuse me. I told him that, after he had knowingly jumped the line, he was now going to be polite. I moved when the line moved, not before. Dick move by me I guess. I'll confess to the moment of satisfaction I found in my sin.



Thanks for the recap on how Poland was over run for most of the 20th century.



:lol: :lol: :lol:



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Try cutting in line on St Paddy's Day in an Irish bar for a beer.

You'll realize the difference right about the time you get KO'd, but before you hit the floor in a horizontal position.


Ah but sometimes you can get in with them.

Or know the bartenders.

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