Post a eulogy for Ugie here.

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A man of golf,
A voice brought out
By Dr Ken.
Alas, it seems.

For no more Ken,
No more Chuse,
And no more Ugie,
A big loss to me and you.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'll wait for Spanky to come around and write it for me.

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When you get to junior high, you can write your own.

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What happened to Noisewater? Did he announce his departure?

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He's posting as whistler now.

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...and whistler is posting as a legume.

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I think Ugie is pretty busy with his podcasting and golf blogging. Would be nice to see him around more often but as others have mentioned, it appears that MANY of the board favorites/regulars are starting to peel off.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Ugie is one of the few mentally healthy people who didn't enjoy the board any more and actually left.

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Mentally healthy people are boring.

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Beef bouillon.

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Yep.

I enjoy it here with my fellow crazies.

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Sometimes I look at a "normie" just sitting there, enjoying a beautiful day, with a gloating smirk on their face... no stress, no anxiety, no constant awareness of their inevitable existential demise... and I just want to rip their face off and throw it into a lake of fire.

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Leave the happy wanderer alone

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Those people are so irritating. And they usually wait on you at the 7/11. It shouldn't take 15 minutes to ring up a Chicken Tornado.

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I've never bought this as a reason when I see it posted. People leave or appear to leave - but I just don't buy the "busy" excuse.

There is always another reason.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

He died

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Post of the Year candidate.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Too bad the anti-semetic vibe of the Trump supporters here ran him off.

Stay passenger, why goest thou by so fast?
Read if thou canst, whom envious death hath placed,
With in this monument Ugie: with whom
Quick nature died: whose name doth deck the tomb,
Far more than cost: sith all, that he hath writ,
Leaves living art, but page, to serve his wit.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

He posted a little the other day in a couple threads. The one about the Illini mascot in RIP and.. I forget.