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whistler

Post subject: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 pm

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You're out of toilet paper. Fuck! What do u do now?

You really need to take a shit and don't have time or patience to go to the store and get some more toilet paper.

But then u notice a container of Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes. You know, those moist-ass towlettes u use to clean shit around the house. Have u ever had to use one (or several) of these to wipe ur dirty ass? What was the feeling like? Having that strong chemical wiping into ur ass? Did it burn ur ass? Did it absorb ur shit better than toilet paper does?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 pm

100000 CLUB

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Jesus fucking christ.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 pm

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:02 pm

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whistler wrote:

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:08 pm

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A friend told me that it can be very painful with an incredible burning sensation.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:19 pm

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

whistler wrote:

This useful-ass suffix is finding a home on this board.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:03 pm

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whistler wrote:

I'm starting to think Whistler is Nick Shepkowski.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:04 pm

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Also don’t put Icy-Hot on your nuts. While the icy sensation is very refreshing the hot part is horrible.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:09 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Also don’t put Icy-Hot on your nuts. While the icy sensation is very refreshing the hot part is horrible.

That takes me back to the early '80s...post practice hijinks...the tongue depresser stick coated in "heat" stealthily smacked to the junk or wiped in a jock strap. Good times.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:13 pm

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whistler wrote:

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:15 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Also don’t put Icy-Hot on your nuts. While the icy sensation is very refreshing the hot part is horrible.

Our drill sergeants in basic training told us to put Icy Hot down there to help with chaffing. Iirc 3 soldiers had a really bad time that night. I’ve never been the smartest man but I knew better than to do that bullshit.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:10 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Jesus fucking christ.

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:37 pm

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I had an appointment with a colon doctor today. He told me to stop using toilet paper and use wet wipes! Unscented of course.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:46 pm

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

I had an appointment with a colon doctor today. He told me to stop using toilet paper and use wet wipes! Unscented of course.

Sounds like a shill for the BIG WIPE industry.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:49 pm

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these work great. cut my toilet paper use 90% or more. its weird but you dont even need to wipe, just pull your pants up it will dry fast. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-1 ... B00JG2DETM

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:01 pm

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Bidets are fantastic!

Last year when I visited Dubai, I discovered that Muslims take their butt cleanliness extremely seriously. Every toilet had a separate hose like a sink sprayer to ensure cleanliness.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:26 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Brazil was the same. Didn’t partake. Would you skip wiping at home and just jump in the shower?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:30 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

these work great. cut my toilet paper use 90% or more. its weird but you dont even need to wipe, just pull your pants up it will dry fast. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-1 ... B00JG2DETM

For real?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:30 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Brazil was the same. Didn’t partake. Would you skip wiping at home and just jump in the shower?

Absolutely

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:31 pm

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312player wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Brazil was the same. Didn’t partake. Would you skip wiping at home and just jump in the shower?

Absolutely

Actually I believe that.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:46 pm

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This is why you are a solid #2 seed!

I think 'a solid #2' is far more appropriate.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:50 pm

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Hey, if you've got a starfish turd cutter that's a tad brown...maybe a bit of bleach would help you regain some dignity.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:59 pm

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If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:02 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

But do you wipe in between?

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newper

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:11 pm

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Don't any of you have dogs that just lick it clean?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:53 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

But do you wipe in between?

For sure

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:00 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

I shit in the shower once. Blackout drunk. Bad time.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:11 pm

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312player wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

these work great. cut my toilet paper use 90% or more. its weird but you dont even need to wipe, just pull your pants up it will dry fast. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-1 ... B00JG2DETM

For real?

Not joking. Its life changing. Its a cheap shitty piece of plastic that will make you feel like an idiot for going your whole life without one.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:12 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

That's what a bidet is

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Ever used Chlorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe ur ass??

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:15 pm

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If I’m home I take a shower after every dump.

I shit in the shower once. Blackout drunk. Bad time.

I always finger my butt in the shower and one time it all came out. Was really gross I had to smush the chunks down the drain with my toes.

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