Anybody win a state championship?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

We would have if coach had put me in.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Are we still considering Julie a member here? Because the choice is pretty clear if that’s the case

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Does JETS count? If so maybe. Can’t remember for sure. That’s how important it was.

This

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

We never made it past sectionals and I only made All-Lake County(IL).

That should be easily topped.

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Highest we finished was 4th in state. And if the IHSA hadn't screwed us and dq-ed a guy, we'd likely wouldve won state.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Wasn't tough guy Parkins a champion debater?

Early returns suggest we may want to make sure debate team is included as an athletic endeavor.

Two Uncle Rico's.

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Look at Seacrest opening up those holes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zruVYWzqZo

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

A young Ted Albrecht in action?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

West Suburban Silver Academic All-Conference in football

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

My parents even laughed when they announced it at the Fall sports awards night.

I'm afraid to click on that.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Freshman, regional swim team

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

A young KD throwing off tacklers like a silverback gorilla on the way to the end zone vs Proviso West in a Varsity game in Hillside. It was an option dive and the qb got blown up while handing it off so I'm carrying it like a peewee football chump. This picture was on the cover of the Suburban Life paper, so my horrible form was made public.

It's not that bad.

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i quit varsity golf my freshman year to play JV soccer. I was decent at almost any sport I played but went to a decent size district (4A) so there was a ton of competition.

my good buddy went to a 1A district and was like a superstar soccer/basketball/baseball guy. His dad was always telling my dad we should move out there because He and I were similarly skilled.

Quad City Times leading vote getter, unanimous selection to All-Western Illinois 1A basketball team

Leading vote-getter, unanimous All-Conference selection, basketball

Two -way all-Conference, football

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Fuck you for trying to score on my alma mater.

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the prototype for smokin' jay cutler.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I was punched in the face by an opposing player in a basketball game and then won an all sports sportsmanship award a few months later.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

also forgot.
2x back to back bowling league champ
2x Little league champ 3x Allstar

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

As opposed to this one, which if you win (or even finish, or even start) you are really something.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I did score on that run. 8 rushes for 48 yards that game. TD was a 1 yard run that really hurt the average.

Ya don’t say?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

All-Mama Team 3 straight years in high school.

Stopped from assaulting the ref after we lost in the state quarter finals to pittmikes alma mater.

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at Argo?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.