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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:15 pm 
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College was an interesting experience for this.

If you lived in the suburbs, you said you were from Chicago. People who had a Chicago address got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else besides "the region" thought you lived in a gang infested war zone.

If you lived in "the region" you said you were from the suburbs. People from Chicago and the actual suburbs got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else were surprised that Valparaiso was considered a suburb of Chicago.

So, you eventually got shamed into naming your suburb when people asked, and then you had to triangulate it with three suburbs people have heard of, and the only three suburbs people had heard of were Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook(because of the mall) so you would say "It's near Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook" even though no suburb is close to all three of those.

So everyone at Purdue would endlessly argue over nonsense?


:lol: Wow, that sounds like a great place, doesn't it?

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
College was an interesting experience for this.

If you lived in the suburbs, you said you were from Chicago. People who had a Chicago address got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else besides "the region" thought you lived in a gang infested war zone.

If you lived in "the region" you said you were from the suburbs. People from Chicago and the actual suburbs got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else were surprised that Valparaiso was considered a suburb of Chicago.

So, you eventually got shamed into naming your suburb when people asked, and then you had to triangulate it with three suburbs people have heard of, and the only three suburbs people had heard of were Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook(because of the mall) so you would say "It's near Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook" even though no suburb is close to all three of those.

So everyone at Purdue would endlessly argue over nonsense?


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My holier than though city friends used to pull that shit on me. Now I say Chicagoland to avoid that dumb argument.


I don't know this Chicago-"land" of which you speak. I honestly can't think of another place so named, except Cleveland, which (with apologies to Kirkwood) isn't ordinarily a positive comparison.

:? :wink:

Edit: And apologies to JORR. I hadn't seen his missive.

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A less corrupt state than Illinois.

can you be more specific?

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A few minutes' walk to the lake. Near two public golf courses, three marinas, a velodrome and an old country club.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
College was an interesting experience for this.

If you lived in the suburbs, you said you were from Chicago. People who had a Chicago address got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else besides "the region" thought you lived in a gang infested war zone.

If you lived in "the region" you said you were from the suburbs. People from Chicago and the actual suburbs got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else were surprised that Valparaiso was considered a suburb of Chicago.

So, you eventually got shamed into naming your suburb when people asked, and then you had to triangulate it with three suburbs people have heard of, and the only three suburbs people had heard of were Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook(because of the mall) so you would say "It's near Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook" even though no suburb is close to all three of those.

So everyone at Purdue would endlessly argue over nonsense?


:lol:


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A few minutes' walk to the lake. Near two public golf courses, three marinas, a velodrome and an old country club.

If I'm in a good mood.

yet the climate makes those only usable 3 months out of the year

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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A few minutes' walk to the lake. Near two public golf courses, three marinas, a velodrome and an old country club.

If I'm in a good mood.

yet the climate makes those only usable 3 months out of the year


You'd think, but it doesn't stop people from trying. :lol:

And fwiw, if I'm in a less good mood, I add that my home is about 5-6 blocks from the encroachment of the brave gentrification pioneers.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
College was an interesting experience for this.

If you lived in the suburbs, you said you were from Chicago. People who had a Chicago address got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else besides "the region" thought you lived in a gang infested war zone.

If you lived in "the region" you said you were from the suburbs. People from Chicago and the actual suburbs got mad and said you weren't actually from Chicago. People from everywhere else were surprised that Valparaiso was considered a suburb of Chicago.

So, you eventually got shamed into naming your suburb when people asked, and then you had to triangulate it with three suburbs people have heard of, and the only three suburbs people had heard of were Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook(because of the mall) so you would say "It's near Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook" even though no suburb is close to all three of those.

So everyone at Purdue would endlessly argue over nonsense?

:lol:

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My avatar says "Far East Suburbs". We're 62 miles due East of Kenilworth, THE reference for all things Chicago.
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My avatar says "Far East Suburbs". We're 62 miles due East of Kenilworth, THE reference for all things Chicago.


Dr. Ken and his snooty vodka agree.

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And fwiw, if I'm in a less good mood,


There's a less good mood?

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And fwiw, if I'm in a less good mood,


There's a less good mood?


Unfortunately

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Telegram Sam wrote:
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And fwiw, if I'm in a less good mood,


There's a less good mood?


Unfortunately

Yeesh.

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So, you eventually got shamed into naming your suburb when people asked, and then you had to triangulate it with three suburbs people have heard of, and the only three suburbs people had heard of were Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook(because of the mall) so you would say "It's near Schaumburg, Naperville, and Oak Brook" even though no suburb is close to all three of those.

I have done the calculations and all Purdue suburbanites must claim to be from the border between Glendale Heights and Glen Ellyn.

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