That twitter account is awesome.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

That Cali story is wild. Might be a war brewing.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And word was that Gotti's brother set it up. What's old is new again.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

What the hell is wrong with this guy's taste buds?

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One of my children, when they were very young, would make peanut butter and jelly and add spinach to it. I never said boo about it because I wanted them to eat veggies in whatever form they would but now that they are teens it I brought up when they question what I’m eating.

Also, why is the mustard on top of the sandwich?

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These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one. You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I have said it here and MANY places- creamy peanut butter, grape jelly and Miracle Whip. A slice of regular baloney aded in is also awesome. going to make one right now...

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only interesting thing was the twitter ava

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It appears to be a pre-packaged sandwich with no access to the interior.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I’m a fan of butter on a PB&J sandwich.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Any chance she did that knowingly?

It is one of the better misheard lyric interpretations.

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Meghan McCain is such a dumb cow.

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Taker flashing the white power sign 30 years early!

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h/t deadspin

On March 27, James had 10-15 tweets deleted in regards to Jussie, the Obamas, Kim Foxx, etc. They were all hilarious. I mean, that dude was rolling, and some little bitch behind the scenes deleted everything. I’d love to get an explanation on that. Anyway, he hasn’t posted anything since then, which makes wonder if his account has been restricted. I haven’t been this depressed since the Cody Parkey incident. Where am I supposed to get my comedy fix going forward?

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James is back. Thank Christ.

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Denlesks is a very well known Tweeter in Jim Rome's Jungle.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Thanks for the lead on this guy. Some funny stuff Could do a whole separate thread just for him

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

the weblink article promised a story on a controversial gillette ad using a plus sized model.... plus sized models are still hot... clicking on the link i was shown this:

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley