SHARK has started posting on Bleed Cubbie Blue comments. What's funny is that I read two sentences before looking down at the user name (it's not SHARK, but it's obviously him) and thought "that reads like SHARK" and then voila! it was.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Years ago he attempted to mult but posted exactly the same way and would say "Who is SHARK?"

Bryant still lacking the power to get it over the fence

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I called that one as soon as the brilliant Len Kasper said its the type of day where it has to be a line drive to get out. Bryant hits em high.


I do like the "still" for a guy who averages 31 homers per 162

Sox fans have this odd misconception that it's easier to punch up than it is to punch down ... which makes some sense I guess considering that's the only option they have available.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That's exactly why I don't try to have a mult.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Palka's avg for 162 is 35

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My guy Heyward with the first hit of the year.

My guy too.

Nice to see the 2018 offense is still around

Yea, that wasn't good.

JFC, it's the third inning of the first game of the year.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yea, gonna be a long ass year.

Who would've imagined bringing back the same exact crappy offense from 2018 would yield the same results.

2-0 is prolly an insurmountable task for this offense to overcome, right?

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They're gonna have to score at some point. Sooner would be better than later. Lester trying to wake up the offense by giving up a couple early runs...veteran move.

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BAEZ

That was one hell of a swing on a good pitch. Dare I say guerreroesque?

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Will it be a unanimous MVP for Baez?

One vote for Schwarber

Bryant too.

The Goon!!!


Heyward absolutely on fire

from Bruce Levine

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Yep, same ol' shitty offense.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

MVP!

And shut up, Tiny!

BAEZ

Nope. The dandelion fans can go make their own separate threads

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Never stopped believing in these guys!!!!!!!!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Word is in the Tigers/Blue Jays game, Jordan Zimmerman (Tigers pitcher) is working on a perfecto ... sat down the first 20 so far.

Nevermind, gave up a hit. Then struck the next guy out. He's still working on a Maddux game though ... 70 pitches after 7.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George