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shirtless driver

Post subject: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:58 pm

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EOM.
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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:05 pm

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Wait.....is this an ESPN fuckup, because it has Lance Lynn wearing a NYY cap in front of a Texas Rangers logo.
I thought he was a Twin or a Cardinal.

What the hell is going on?????

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm

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Lynn is the starting pitcher for the Rangers in tomorrows game.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:10 pm

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Both CSN Chicago and ESPN have it listed as Cole Hamels V Lance Lynn.

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:12 pm

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Lance Lynn....good ol brownsburg little league. Good god I am old if I remember him actually being on that team.

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:27 pm

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Shirtless is higher than me tonight :lol:

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:12 am

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Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:32 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

no he's not.

he's a fuckin Ranger

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:37 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

Are you retarded?

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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:03 pm

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:00 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

Are you retarded?

Are you capable of not being a total c unt?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/schedule
http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/30820

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:02 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

Are you retarded?

Are you capable of not being a total c unt?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/schedule

Apparently you're unaware of Cole Hamels being a Cubs pitcher for some time now ... or, if you knew that, you apparently thought the Rangers were going to borrow a pitcher from the Cubs.

DB's question stands.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:05 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

Are you retarded?

Are you capable of not being a total c unt?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/schedule

Holy shit, you're right. I did completely forget about that.
:shock:

I take it all back.
:oops:

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:07 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Not high.....a little out of sorts though.
Is Lance Lynn a Chicago Cub? Or is he not?
If he is, when did that happen? It was just an innocent question for chrissakes.

Are you retarded?

Are you capable of not being a total c unt?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/schedule

Holy shit, you're right. I did completely forget about that.
:shock:

I take it all back.
:oops:

Shirtless Driver + Dignified Rube = Match

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:09 pm

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I'm gonna have to own this one for a long time, aren't I?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:16 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

:lol:

I'm gonna have to own this one for a long time, aren't I?

Eh ... there's a lot of worse things people have to 'wear' around here.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:43 pm

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I thought this thread was some type of Asian joke mocking Yu Darvish.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:44 pm

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Yeah. Given the current state of the board, a harmless idiotic thread is the least of your worries. But yeah, gonna have to own this for a while.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:44 am

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shirtless driver wrote:

:lol:

I'm gonna have to own this one for a long time, aren't I?

The Cubs had Drew Smyly last year too. I wonder who has him this year.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:46 am

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shirtless driver wrote:

:lol:

I'm gonna have to own this one for a long time, aren't I?

I wonder where fuckin' Jesse Chavez landed this year.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:36 am

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If there's a single member of this board whose opinion I couldn't care less about, it's probably yours, whistler.
You step in it on a daily basis around here, so how about you go fuck yourself.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: So when the fuck can we get Lance Lynn from Texas?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:29 pm

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Fixed thread title.
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Post subject: Re: When the fuck did we get Lance Lynn?

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:00 am

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Embarrassing.

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