https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/te ... ge-n990731

Vaguely remember the story from when he went missing and his mom killed herself.

If it's really him, what a crazy fucking story.

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Did she really kill herself?

The only thing that sounds strange is that he said he was being held captive by two big strong guys, one with a spider web tatt on his neck and one with a snake tatt on his arm. They had him at various hotels.......for 7 years?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.

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What about calling them racist even though they totally have black friends?

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I fuckin' knew Quad City Pat and Pete were shady cocksuckers !!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

My wife was reading me the bullet points about this just a few minutes ago......
What a fucking bizarre story.
I haven't read it, but her take was she wanted to do some kind of bucket list with her kid before she off'ed herself.
Does that seem to be the case?
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.

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That's funny. I've never seen those three towns EVER referenced in the same sentence before I wrote it a few minutes ago, but if you say that's 'also known as the white trash triangle', I guess I've got to take your word for it. I need to brush up on my local provincialisms.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Neither Gurnee nor the Dells are white trash. The Dells are just kitschy and weird.

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Horseshit reporting, never heard of the case but " mother found dead" is garbage reporting. How bout a cause of death.

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Douchebag going hard at Golden Jet, Keeping Score, and Furious Styles in one short post.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Not a mult.

Make them part of the Cubs' bullpen.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not a good idea. They would walk.

Dude has well water. Don't even get me started on the square dancing.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Apparently not . Just heard the DNA test says it’s not him . So , who the fuck is he and why is this being faked ?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Turns out its just Jussie Smollett.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Why does his name have two "m"s?

His dad had a speech impediment.

Someone must have put him up to this, right? I can't imagine some teen researching old missing-person reports and deciding to impersonate one.

Maybe the DNA didn't match because it's not really his father? (Don't know what they are comparing it to.)

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Thought you were kidding; holy cats.

This whole thing just acquired the potential to be super-duper bizarre.



I would guess his mother that 86'ed herself - or at least her family - would be the way to determine a MATCH or not.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They probably have his DNA from before. This wasn't that long ago. They probably needed to create a DNA profile of him when testing things when he went missing. Probably used a hair brush or something.

Holy shit that's awful that he faked it.

I feel bad for the family. The grandmother was really happy yesterday that her grandson was back and now she loses him all over again.

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How'd you like to be this kid with the FBI about to crawl up your ass to see what they can find?

(not asking you, Bob; we all know you'd be all aflutter with anticipation)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He should've done this in Chicago, Kim Foxx would make sure he doesn't get charged

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He's white