I was supposed to go to Sunday's game with my wife and my brother.
I'm glad I saved $70 because now I can spend it on some goddamn cyanide and put myself to sleep.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

The pitching has not been good, IMO.

Hottovy or whatever looks like a kid

Not nice.

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Elections have consequences.

Strong take

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The more pitches you see, the more dangerous you become

Nice double play.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'll be there tomorrow. Should be fun watching the Cubs suck a fat one!

At least when they come home, they will be due for a win.

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I hope you are raped in the Miller Park parking lot

If they come back to win this game, they'll win the world series. If not...they probably won't.

HAHAHAHA at both of these posts.
I think I'm gonna put in "The Mule" Blu-ray we got from Redbox. It can't be any worse than this televised abortion.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Bryant is position player Mark Prior. The similarities are eerie. At least Bryant helped win a World Series.

The black players may have a problem with this .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Babe Bryant is a flash in the pan.

Book it, Dano!

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

He’ll be lucky to get Heywards contract .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Papa Joe doesn't care.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

It begins ...

Leave him alone. He is in shock.

It is going to be ugly. They deserve it though. I envision quite a few revised W flags with "e suck" added to them.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I figured the Cubs would decline to around a .500ish team this year but this has been an utter collapse to start the season. I saw that the red Sox are down 12-1 right now and their fans are like "naaa we'll be 5-6 by the end of the road trip" even tho they just dropped 175mil on a guy who's barely hitting 90mph this season. I guess that's better than dropping 150mil on a guy who hasn't even hit 90 pitches in a game this season?

I gotta wonder if there's a hangover from the way the Cubs absolutely shit the bed at the end of last season (choking away the division lead to the brewers then losing back to back "win and you're in" games to end the season) -- you know, if this team ever had reasons to doubt itself they sure came true at the end of last year and now they're paramount and once again the scariest part = they stood pat this winter and there's little if any realistic hope of reinforcements coming (especially when you can't even pay them if you got em)

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Do they sell L flags?

Everyone in baseball would outside of like 5 guys.

He'll be lucky to get Goldschmidt money

Daniel Dascenzo!!

The White Sox bought them all last couple years .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

At least bryant's out there striking out and not hitting 30+ HR. prior was in/famous for literally/figuratively throwing in the towel whilst injured

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Ever? Yes, many times in New York and Philly

Probably not at Wrigley though.

Bryant is shit. He'll be lucky to get Bote money.

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