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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:29 am

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

Meeting Dan Bernstein has effectively gelded leash.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:37 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns

Furious Styles wrote:

Meeting Dan Bernstein has effectively gelded leash.

This is exactly why I have risen from the grave and returned from the Negative Zone.

The man needs help, guidance....love.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:41 am

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
Posts: 41375
Location: Small Fringe Minority
pizza_Place: John's

312player wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Yikes 312, family is always off limits.

Fuck that, nothing is off limits.. you want my attention and you've got it. If you don't , then stfu. Who makes these ridiculous rules? I don't abide.

Negative, ghost rider, you went too far

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:52 am

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place

I figured out this great plan where I communicate ahead of time with pizzeria management and explain the concept of putting different toppings on different halves of the pizza. Usually they are amenable to the idea.

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ILLUM

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:53 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:39 pm
Posts: 257
pizza_Place: Barracos

This is making me want to order a pizza.....it is my pizza of choice according to my profile..

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:05 am

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Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38313
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's

312player wrote:

Scooter wrote:

After all this fun 312 still was right. Fix the fucking order. End of it.

All this could be avoided by a simple by a " we fucked up, were gonna send someone with your cash over there asap"

Not one of these dumbfucks who thinks the customer is always right, some people are never gonna be satisfied..I'm not like that at all. Of I order a cheese pizza and you send out a piece of filthy shot with mushrooms, giardenara , peppers or anchovies on it..you may as well have took a shit in a shoebox and gave it to me.. that shit is nasty. I'm a cheese, pepperoni or sausage only.. I don't want that disgusting fear factor pizza and if you are gonna give me shit n break my balls for demanding my money back immediately..them fuck you and I'll never spend a dime in that establishment again.

You are getting your balls busted for not being able to count as high as 2, and now changing your story.

Again.

Now you go after a guy’s family? Yeah, you don’t abide...and you don’t count to two either apparently.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:09 am

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 20537
pizza_Place: Joes Pizza

312player wrote:

Who makes these ridiculous rules? I don't abide.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:14 am

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place

So we can't say, "well, you're mom's a tubalard!" ?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:33 am

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Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38313
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's

Hatchetman wrote:

So we can't say, "well, you're mom's a tubalard!" ?

Only about Melania

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:05 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Jbi11s wrote:

No wonder you’re still unmarried in your 40s.

Ill be taking exception to this in a few years.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:24 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

No wonder you’re still unmarried in your 40s.

Ill be taking exception to this in a few years.

hey what's up guys

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:29 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
Posts: 8788
pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

Bagels wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

No wonder you’re still unmarried in your 40s.

Ill be taking exception to this in a few years.

hey what's up guys

You are married to the rock and roll lifestyle. That's totally different.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:22 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Seacrest wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

So we can't say, "well, you're mom's a tubalard!" ?

Only about Melania

Now that's just mean.

But I'm sure she doesn't care.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:16 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Telegram Sam wrote:

Bagels wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

No wonder you’re still unmarried in your 40s.

Ill be taking exception to this in a few years.

hey what's up guys

You are married to the rock and roll lifestyle. That's totally different.

But really, just getting married is not an accomplishment.

I mean, in some cases it is, in others its definitely not.

Also I would suggest that in general the Unmarried 40 year old is higher on the social food chain the the divorced 40 year old.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:17 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

Keep telling yourself that, weirdo.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:19 am

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's

Oh, RPB.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:19 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

leashyourkids wrote:

Keep telling yourself that, weirdo.

Hey buddy, I may be a weirdo and social misfit, but it has nothing to do with marriage!!!!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:24 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Jbi11s wrote:

Oh, RPB.

Im messing around. I understand in most cases it is an accomplishment.

My parents divorced when I was 2 (my mom's 2nd divorce) so I just never had a great view of or desire to get married.

Two girlfriends all but asked me to propose. Definitely would have been a quick divorce in either case. (and both got married later....and now divorced)

Im a solo act, baby!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:25 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

rogers park bryan wrote:

Also I would suggest that in general the Unmarried 40 year old is higher on the social food chain the the divorced 40 year old.

The 40 year old thrice divorced man/woman is way higher on the social food than unmarried 312Player.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:37 am

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
Posts: 27591
pizza_Place: nick n vito's

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Oh, RPB.

All women want to be married, it's the reason most of my relationships end. I just don't see the point in signing a contract for life right now. 60% end in divorce and 90% of the men get cleaned out. Maybe in ten years when I'm 50 I'll settle down and my daughter is older.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:39 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Oh, RPB.

Seriously, though, marriage isn't an accomplishment. It's pretty easy. Kids are an accomplishment, I'd say.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:07 am

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
Posts: 16814
pizza_Place: Il Forno in Deerfield!

the real douchebag in this story is the fucking asshole ordering a salad from a pizza place.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:11 am

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 20537
pizza_Place: Joes Pizza

shakes wrote:

the real douchebag in this story is the fucking asshole ordering a salad from a pizza place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJUbmGDc6k

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:41 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92026
Location: To the left of my post

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Oh, RPB.

Might as well apply to be a nun now.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:14 am

Site Admin

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38313
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Oh, RPB.

Seriously, though, marriage isn't an accomplishment. It's pretty easy. Kids are an accomplishment, I'd say.

Staying married can be quite an accomplishment.

Ask my wife.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:21 am

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
Posts: 23794
Location: Boofoo Zoo
pizza_Place: Chuck E Cheese

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:34 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:59 pm
Posts: 11512
pizza_Place: *

You know what the number one cause of divorce is?

Marriage!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:10 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(

Had never heard of this place until this thread. Then I see one if their delivery trucks driving up 294 today. I gave them a wave for 312.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:38 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs

Telegram Sam wrote:

Bagels wrote:

hey what's up guys

You are married to the rock and roll lifestyle.

He was married to the power-pop lifestyle this week.

Oh yeah.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Baraccos

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:48 am

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12559
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

I think IceGirl is still single...

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