No one else asks about Julie DiCaro?

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If you really don't want to get into drawn-out small talk, just ask them how they feel about Jews. I found out the hard way that it's a conversation killer.

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My cousin and I work in the same office and we often don't even say a word to each other when we arrive in the morning. He is also a big proponent of the French leave.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It's much easier to make small talk with other parents. All you have to do is point out things that are wrong with their kid and the conversation flows naturally.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That is the way it should be. Going to the office in the morning sucks, and saying goodbye sucks because someone is likely to drag you into some dumb conversation. I can't even get my coat off or set my computer down without people barging in to ask a question or make stupid small talk. It's almost as if they don't realize that I have important work to do posting pictures of Lauren Southern on the internet.

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When I worked at a sanitized soulless corporate behemoth like Weber I wouldn't talk to anybody. Now that I work at a company with 12 other people total including the owner it's a pretty friendly environment and I don't really mind talking to any of the people. It's weird working at a company where you mostly like everyone.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Is that when you take a shit and don't flush?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

"Do you feel people should required to wear sport coats when flying on a plane?"

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No, that's called a 'whistler post'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

There is work being done in this thread. What a shock.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Just asked the girl taking orders outside at Portillo's if it was windy enough for her. Blank stare.

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If I really need to do small-talk you ask them what's their favorite part of Con Air.

I ask where they went to college and adjust accordingly

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

why would you use that question in missouri?

He's just asking what colleges they go to to look through dorm room windows.

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Because based on their answer he then knows if he should expect a haircut or a balloon animal.

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I hate when someone does that "is it enough for you?" bullshit. My old man used to ask "Think it will rain today?" when its coming down in sheets. Never once did he not get the blank stare.

I usually ask the person if they are aware of the oppression women face in sports media and what they are doing to combat it. Then I ask them for money.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!