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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:38 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

God you people have some stupid..stupid..fucking ideas.

The 20k for NBA players is a fucking awesome idea.

I think in a perfect world, Matt Abaatocola and Jason Goff break into your home and brutally rape you.

Wow. I didn't see that coming. Good one. I guess.

Well to be honest, Abbattacola was kinda the Wilt of The Score.

Why would they want to rape me?

That's what I don't get about the insult.

Murder me? Yeah. I get that. That would have been the better insult.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:44 pm

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Matt would put the "ahhhhh" in sodomy.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:09 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Matt would put the "ahhhhh" in sodomy.

Sounds refreshing.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:52 pm

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Goff and drinky are as heterosexual as they come. They're both two horny motherfuckers to a fault. Drinky has lots of kids with different women to prove that. And Goff is scared to marry his fiance of a decade cuz he's thinking there are more women to bang. Doesn't want to commit.

Raping me was the wrong narrative for a joke.

Larry would rape me, though. That would have been an appropriate joke.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:47 am

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Very sad.

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:10 am

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They should come up with something new each year to honor Jackie Robinson.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Very sad.

Jussie vibe.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:25 am

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vitoscotti wrote:

They should come up with something new each year to honor Jackie Robinson.

You should look into a loaded gun.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:27 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Very sad.

Sox fans, no doubt.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:17 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Very sad.

Sox fans, no doubt.

Nah that's definitely a Cub fan thing. #NeverForget Juan Pierre

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:23 am

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Cub fans can't be racist. They are North side Liberals.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:29 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Cub fans can't be racist. They are North side Liberals.

Half the people who live in Wrigleyville are from Iowa.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:33 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Cub fans can't be racist. They are North side Liberals.

Half the people who live in Wrigleyville are from Iowa.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:34 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Cub fans can't be racist. They are North side Liberals.

Half the people who live in Wrigleyville are from Iowa.

Shouldn't you be creating a radio out of aluminum cans and deer antlers?

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:11 pm

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Scooter wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

All the players look alike wearing number the 42 jersey

As a cop, which ones do you shoot?

Only the Orientals .

At first glance I thought it said Orioles. Their fans probably agree.

Chris Davis first

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:11 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

All the players look alike wearing number the 42 jersey

As a cop, which ones do you shoot?

He shoots Heyward and then Darvish as that's the only way the Cubs are getting out of those deals. :lol:

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Jackie Robinson Day

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:12 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

God you people have some stupid..stupid..fucking ideas.

The 20k for NBA players is a fucking awesome idea.

I think in a perfect world, Matt Abaatocola and Jason Goff break into your home and brutally rape you.

Wow. I didn't see that coming. Good one. I guess.

Well to be honest, Abbattacola was kinda the Wilt of The Score.

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