Ever dropped and splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floor before u bought it?

By beverage, I mean any kind of drink. Milk, juice, water, beer, wine, etc. ANything.

What happened? Why did u drop the beverage? Did u have too much shit in ur hands and u couldnt hold it all?

Did u do it on purpose just to be funny?

Tell us a time u dropped, say a gallon of milk and it splattered all over the floor, and made a big fuckin' mess.

Did they make u pay for it? Did somebody come and clean it up right away, or did it just sit there for a while with nobody doing anything about it?

Did some hungry/thirsty person get down on their hands and knees and actually take some sips of the spilled beverage?

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Did u drop on the ground and roll around on it to soak it up?

Did it ruin someone's shoes or dress standing nearby?

Would u acted different if it was glass or plastic that broke?

If u saw one of those pop up wet floor cones, did u put it up?

Did u try to kick the remains of the container out of the way, but u just left the liquid there?

If someone looked at u, did u try to play it off with a joke like, "Them's the breaks!!"

Did u try to blame some nearby kid for doing it?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That's disgusting. How can you take a shit and not wipe yourself?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

i was at aldi's and knocked 2 almond milks out of their box and they basically exploded at the bottom of the refridgerator. I slowly backed away and found someone and said ' someone made a mess with the almond milk"...she kind of looked at me like "someone?"....so as i was checking out i looked down and noticed almost milk splatter on my shoes and pants.

Had a carton of oj knocked out of my crap by a crazy child while checking out. Boooooom. I’m sure I’ve done it another time too but that’s the most vivid.

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My son (2.5yrs) ran ahead of me to grab a 12 pack of "beeee-uh!" he got it but his grip wasn't the best....CRASH.

Thankfully there was an employee near, I offered to purchase said 12 pack but my offer was rebuked. I bought an unbroken 12'er anyways out of principal. I didn't want to do, I thought I owed it to them.

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