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 Post subject: Jessie White - Cu.nt!
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Cliff notes-you have to bring in a fuck ton of documentation by October of next year in order to get a license with a stamp to Fly and if you just renewed a few months ago, when Illinois wasn't up to compliance you have to pay again. Other states have been in compliance for a while now, while Illinois has been doing the bare minimum.

How does this piece of shit keep getting re-elected?
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Hmmm. This seems like its a Federal regulation, but yeah Illinois should have been doing more to prep people for this. And of course its going to be more money :roll:

https://realid.ilsos.gov/

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https://www.dhs.gov/real-id

And

https://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/rea ... t-text.pdf

So, maybe, you know...facts...

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
https://www.dhs.gov/real-id

And

https://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/rea ... t-text.pdf

So, maybe, you know...facts...

Dumbfuck


Read my post moron, I know the requirements are out of Illinois hands, but Illinois has been doing the bare minimum in terms of Federal ID compliance when pretty much every other state is already up to speed. Now people that just renewed have to go back AGAIN, and pay AGAIN because of Illinois' incompetence of getting up to standards.

You can go drive off a cliff with Favre and 312. Bye.


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global entry.

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Also, Bob forgets to mention, that if you have a current US Passport, then you can use that to fly and not worry about this new DL for now.

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Oh the mild inconvenience!
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Also, Bob forgets to mention, that if you have a current US Passport, then you can use that to fly and not worry about this new DL for now.



That's true but it also misses the point...there is no excuse for Illinois to be one of the last states in compliance here.
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Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.
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KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.

Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.
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Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


So when is LTG and co gonna chime in how this is unfair to poor b l a c k s?

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Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


I get the point of the message board is to overreact to every little thing in order to provide minor entertainment so I appreciate the fact you're acting like the Jesse White Tumblers ran a train on you in order to manufacture some anger. Good work.

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Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.


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Kirkwood wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.

Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.


Are you a government employee by any chance?
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chaspoppcap wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


So when is LTG and co gonna chime in how this is unfair to poor b l a c k s?


Let's not do this.
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KDdidit wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


I get the point of the message board is to overreact to every little thing in order to provide minor entertainment so I appreciate the fact you're acting like the Jesse White Tumblers ran a train on you in order to manufacture some anger. Good work.

Kirkwood wrote:
Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.


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At the very least, if you already renewed in the past year you shouldn't have to pay again. It is funny to sit back and watch people defend State of Illinois Government Employees though.
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Caller Bob wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.

Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.


Are you a government employee by any chance?

I am not. However, I am a person who has lost their wallet and bought a new out-of-state car within the past 5 months. So I've been a recent frequent customer of the DMV.
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It's also funny to see people become livid about the approximately 3,523rd worst thing about Illinois
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At the very least, if you already renewed in the past year you shouldn't have to pay again.
Credit where its due, this is valid point. I can't disagree with this.

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Kirkwood wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.

Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.


Are you a government employee by any chance?

I am not. However, I am a person who has lost their wallet and bought a new out-of-state car within the past 5 months. So I've been a recent frequent customer of the DMV.


The DMV helped Kirkwood get his wallet back and buy a car. #one of the good ones

They buy drinks while waiting in line? That would be mind blowing goodness.
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Title of the thread might be a little strong, given it's about paperwork or something. Are you sending the The Hawk signal out?

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Kirkwood wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.

Couldn't be any more wrong.

Of all the IL government services, the DMV is pretty efficient.

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Title of the thread might be a little strong, given it's about paperwork or something. Are you sending the The Hawk signal out?


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Title of the thread might be a little strong, given it's about paperwork or something. Are you sending the The Hawk signal out?


Bob forgot his meds today...AGAIN

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Bob isn't completely nuts.

Charging people who just renewed in the first 3 months of the year another fee for Real ID isn't cool.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Bob isn't completely nuts.

Charging people who just renewed in the first 3 months of the year another fee for Real ID isn't cool.



Thanks Terry's Peepee. At least SOME people get it.
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Caller Bob wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Title of the thread might be a little strong, given it's about paperwork or something. Are you sending the The Hawk signal out?


The Hawk(aka Seacrest) finds me, not vice-versa.



OK, I've been in touch with The Hawk. He's unable to be here, he is on the VA golf course or something. He is totally on board with you calling the Illinois Secretary of State a cu.nt. Then there's a bunch of notes that don't really apply or make sense. Then he implores that you find a way to work in a "Jesse White Stumblers" pun.

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Title of the thread might be a little strong, given it's about paperwork or something. Are you sending the The Hawk signal out?


Bob forgot his meds today...AGAIN

Wait till he finds out the only location offering the Real Id is the Chinatown DMV.

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Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.

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https://www.dailyherald.com/discuss/20190423/editorial-if-you-fly-dont-put-off-getting-new-drivers-license?fbclid=IwAR2ec0si-5E8Y7IPgBg8-QUDhXeZ-gyUAEDs73uqMiS4k4MUveEUHEHMe_I


Cliff notes-you have to bring in a fuck ton of documentation by October of next year in order to get a license with a stamp to Fly and if you just renewed a few months ago, when Illinois wasn't up to compliance you have to pay again. Other states have been in compliance for a while now, while Illinois has been doing the bare minimum.

How does this piece of shit keep getting re-elected?


Do you feel disenfranchised?

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pittmike wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
https://www.dailyherald.com/discuss/20190423/editorial-if-you-fly-dont-put-off-getting-new-drivers-license?fbclid=IwAR2ec0si-5E8Y7IPgBg8-QUDhXeZ-gyUAEDs73uqMiS4k4MUveEUHEHMe_I


Cliff notes-you have to bring in a fuck ton of documentation by October of next year in order to get a license with a stamp to Fly and if you just renewed a few months ago, when Illinois wasn't up to compliance you have to pay again. Other states have been in compliance for a while now, while Illinois has been doing the bare minimum.

How does this piece of shit keep getting re-elected?


Do you feel disenfranchised?


About as often as you feel discombobulated.
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