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https://www.dailyherald.com/discuss/20190423/editorial-if-you-fly-dont-put-off-getting-new-drivers-license?fbclid=IwAR2ec0si-5E8Y7IPgBg8-QUDhXeZ-gyUAEDs73uqMiS4k4MUveEUHEHMe_I


Cliff notes-you have to bring in a fuck ton of documentation by October of next year in order to get a license with a stamp to Fly and if you just renewed a few months ago, when Illinois wasn't up to compliance you have to pay again. Other states have been in compliance for a while now, while Illinois has been doing the bare minimum.

How does this piece of shit keep getting re-elected?


Do you feel disenfranchised?


About as often as you feel discombobulated.


Why you upset with me. I am told it is very difficult to get a driver's license to do things that are important like fly. And you had to do it twice and pay twice. I am standing up for you.

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pittmike wrote:
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https://www.dailyherald.com/discuss/20190423/editorial-if-you-fly-dont-put-off-getting-new-drivers-license?fbclid=IwAR2ec0si-5E8Y7IPgBg8-QUDhXeZ-gyUAEDs73uqMiS4k4MUveEUHEHMe_I


Cliff notes-you have to bring in a fuck ton of documentation by October of next year in order to get a license with a stamp to Fly and if you just renewed a few months ago, when Illinois wasn't up to compliance you have to pay again. Other states have been in compliance for a while now, while Illinois has been doing the bare minimum.

How does this piece of shit keep getting re-elected?


Do you feel disenfranchised?


About as often as you feel discombobulated.


Why you upset with me. I am told it is very difficult to get a driver's license to do things that are important like fly. And you had to do it twice and pay twice. I am standing up for you.


Thank you for standing up for me Mike(I won't even ask you to put your thumb to your nose and count)


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Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.


The simplest tasks are a lot of work for Bob.

Thanks for pointing out his handicap for all to see.

Oh, and apparently he is poor as well.

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Seacrest wrote:
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Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.


The simplest tasks are a lot of work for Bob.

Thanks for pointing out his handicap for all to see.

Oh, and apparently he is poor as well.


Making fun of handicaps...how very Christian/Catholic of you.


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Bob, The Hawk reached out to me again. He said that if it's possible, try to mix up Jesse White with Jerry Butler, maybe make an Impressions joke, I don't know. And if time permits, declare that Bob Marley wrote "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."

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I was in the DMV 3 weeks ago on king drive, they don't even give you a license when you leave, they mailed it to me because the broke ass state doesn't have the software. I don't have the new logo either.

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I was in the DMV 3 weeks ago on king drive, they don't even give you a license when you leave, they mailed it to me because the broke ass state doesn't have the software. I don't have the new logo either.
Hey dipshit, try reading once in a while. You might surprise yourself.

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Step 3: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent standard DL/ID will be mailed to you within 15 business days.
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Step 7: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent REAL ID card will be mailed to you within 15 business days.

SMFH.

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Caller Bob wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.


The simplest tasks are a lot of work for Bob.

Thanks for pointing out his handicap for all to see.

Oh, and apparently he is poor as well.


Making fun of handicaps...how very Christian/Catholic of you.


I'm being compassionate and understanding toward you Bob. Try it sometime.

PM your paypal and I cover the license fee once you email me a receipt.

Are you lost? Can I send a taxi to get you home?

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Seacrest wrote:
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Seacrest wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.


The simplest tasks are a lot of work for Bob.

Thanks for pointing out his handicap for all to see.

Oh, and apparently he is poor as well.


Making fun of handicaps...how very Christian/Catholic of you.


I'm being compassionate and understanding toward you Bob. Try it sometime.

PM your paypal and I cover the license fee once you email me a receipt.

Are you lost? Can I send a taxi to get you home?


How about you go drink a pint of Magic Johnson's blood?


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Caller Bob wrote:
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Caller Bob wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Was there an epidemic of people using fake ids to fly? That seems like a lot of work.


The simplest tasks are a lot of work for Bob.

Thanks for pointing out his handicap for all to see.

Oh, and apparently he is poor as well.


Making fun of handicaps...how very Christian/Catholic of you.


I'm being compassionate and understanding toward you Bob. Try it sometime.

PM your paypal and I cover the license fee once you email me a receipt.

Are you lost? Can I send a taxi to get you home?


How about you go drink a pint of Magic Johnson's blood?


How very Bob of you. :lol:

The offer still stands Chip.

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Caller Bob wrote:
How about you go drink a pint of Magic Johnson's blood?
What a positive thing to say.

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Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


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That means they will need to get to a Secretary of State branch office with additional documents. Ditto for people who don't drive but use a state ID. Most people probably have the documents readily at hand, but several are required. They include:

• a passport, birth certificate, green card or certain other citizenship documents;

• a Social Security card, a W-2 form, pay stub or certain tax documents containing your name and Social Security number;

• two documents showing proof of residency, such as a utility bill, bank statement, insurance policy or other official correspondence; and

• something with your signature, which could be a signed driver's license or credit card, a canceled check, a Social Security card or certain other official records.

In addition, if your last name is different from the name on these documents, you'll need to bring a marriage certificate or divorce decree.

The card will cost the same as your current driver's license. But if your license expires more than a year from the time you apply for the upgrade, called REAL ID, the state will charge just a $5 correction fee to upgrade the card.


1) the concern about amount of time to gather docs. You must either live under a bridge and/or not have a computer. On the other hand I can easily print this stuff off from websites and grab passport, birth cert, ss card and tax returns from file cabinet drawer, on which my printer sits. 5 minutes max.

2) DMV: I find Schaumburg to be VERY speedy, especially midweek. Go there.

3) Cost: If i read correctly if you just renewed your DL then it is just $5 more. I will be happy to contribute to your GOFUNDME.

You're welcome.

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a retard just schooled you, Bob.

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a retard just schooled you, Bob.


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KDdidit wrote:
Oh the mild inconvenience!


You literally have to spend an hour getting all these docs together, then you have to haul your ass to the understaffed DMV AGAIN, wait god knows how long that is, drop another $30-50 again, even if you just renewed two months ago. I get the doc requirements are out of Illinois hands, but they should have been up to speed much faster so people could have knocked it out then.

Hardly a mild inconvenience.


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That means they will need to get to a Secretary of State branch office with additional documents. Ditto for people who don't drive but use a state ID. Most people probably have the documents readily at hand, but several are required. They include:

• a passport, birth certificate, green card or certain other citizenship documents;

• a Social Security card, a W-2 form, pay stub or certain tax documents containing your name and Social Security number;

• two documents showing proof of residency, such as a utility bill, bank statement, insurance policy or other official correspondence; and

• something with your signature, which could be a signed driver's license or credit card, a canceled check, a Social Security card or certain other official records.

In addition, if your last name is different from the name on these documents, you'll need to bring a marriage certificate or divorce decree.

The card will cost the same as your current driver's license. But if your license expires more than a year from the time you apply for the upgrade, called REAL ID, the state will charge just a $5 correction fee to upgrade the card.


1) the concern about amount of time to gather docs. You must either live under a bridge and/or not have a computer. On the other hand I can easily print this stuff off from websites and grab passport, birth cert, ss card and tax returns from file cabinet drawer, on which my printer sits. 5 minutes max.

2) DMV: I find Schaumburg to be VERY speedy, especially midweek. Go there.

3) Cost: If i read correctly if you just renewed your DL then it is just $5 more. I will be happy to contribute to your GOFUNDME.

You're welcome.


Here is the big but,
almost the entire state is going to wait till the last possible week to go change over so the wait times are going to be bullshit.

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Oh, Chas. The Hawk just paged me. He told me to tell you to keep on keeping on with the "b l a c k" thing.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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I was in the DMV 3 weeks ago on king drive, they don't even give you a license when you leave, they mailed it to me because the broke ass state doesn't have the software. I don't have the new logo either.
Hey dipshit, try reading once in a while. You might surprise yourself.

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Step 3: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent standard DL/ID will be mailed to you within 15 business days.
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Step 7: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent REAL ID card will be mailed to you within 15 business days.

SMFH.



What are you babbling about? I just told you they mailed me the DL.. it doesn't have the logo on it.

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312player wrote:
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I was in the DMV 3 weeks ago on king drive, they don't even give you a license when you leave, they mailed it to me because the broke ass state doesn't have the software. I don't have the new logo either.
Hey dipshit, try reading once in a while. You might surprise yourself.

Quote:
Step 3: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent standard DL/ID will be mailed to you within 15 business days.
Quote:
Step 7: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent REAL ID card will be mailed to you within 15 business days.

SMFH.



What are you babbling about? I just told you they mailed me the DL.. it doesn't have the logo on it.


The Real ID didn't go into effect until last week.

You'll have to get another one for that.

Hence the nomination.

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Jesse White is the hero pol in Illinois. I love the DMV in Lake Zurich. Same crew that used to be in Libertyville. Great team. 10 minutes, in and out.

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States like PA and IL have been getting waivers on those deadlines for years. Kicked down the road for whatever reason. I guess they think a standard license is needed. Maybe because easier than a passport for travelers? Or because some states started issuing licenses to non citizens?

Can an illegal get one of these new ones?

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
312player wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
312player wrote:
I was in the DMV 3 weeks ago on king drive, they don't even give you a license when you leave, they mailed it to me because the broke ass state doesn't have the software. I don't have the new logo either.
Hey dipshit, try reading once in a while. You might surprise yourself.

Quote:
Step 3: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent standard DL/ID will be mailed to you within 15 business days.
Quote:
Step 7: After review and verification of documents have been conducted, your new permanent REAL ID card will be mailed to you within 15 business days.

SMFH.



What are you babbling about? I just told you they mailed me the DL.. it doesn't have the logo on it.


The Real ID didn't go into effect until last week.

You'll have to get another one for that.

Hence the nomination.



Exactly.. what is this retard Frank rambling on about.

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You stupid ignorant sonavabitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time, but you out do them all.

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Outta nowhere!

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Outta nowhere!



I'm gonna need you to translate, what is this dipshit trying to convey?

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Outta nowhere!



I'm gonna need you to translate, what is this dipshit trying to convey?


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probably not his fault but i'll blame him anyway.

i bought a 2013 f150 with low miles but was rear ended and "totaled". reskinned bed and new bumper and thing is good as new and i bought it for like 1/2 of what a non rebuilt one is going for.

i had to drive to springfield to have it inspected because the secretary of state's office doesn't recognize MO rebuilt titles...this is after it had to have an idot inspection (done locally). each inspection took less than a minute. like all they wanted was 2 checks.


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