I'm limiting this to things typically considered food and drink items, so no answers like, "a dried cum sandwich with a shot of hot cum".

I'll start.

A foot long tuna salad sub from Subway with heavy ketchup and olives, washed down with a room temperature pint of Jagermeister.

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SpiralLaRieta

I was thinking more whistler, but then the question would have been: Have you ever ordered a tuna salad sandwich from Subway?

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Nope. It would be "ever order a fuckin' tuna sub from Subway?!?"

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Nope. It would be "ever fucked a tuna sub from Subway???"

He really is a treasure.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Chinese and orange juice.

I was gonna say breakfast cereal and orange juice .... it's just not terrific.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Lasagna and Listerine

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Mexican food and milk.

Anything and Miller Lite

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You left off the four follow up questions, but well done sir.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Gyros and Egg Nog

Braunschweiger and Michelada.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

donut and soda

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

pizza and milk

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Hold on, I'm writing all these down...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Don't knock it until you try it.

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Nah that combo works

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

bloody mary and banana

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Grapefruit juice and hot wings.

Malört and borscht

Chef Boyardee ravioli and Canfield's Diet Chocolate Fudge soda

My stomach lining!

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Habanero peppers and water. What makes it the worst combo is that when you eat something super hot the water does nothing for your mouth.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Not to mention blood pressure.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Salmon and orange juice.
Asparagus and orange juice.
A York peppermint patty and orange juice.

Really most any food that's not breakfast food and orange juice.

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