Have you ever met anyone who had a mail order bride?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Finally given up, huh?

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Yes. A guy I know from the racetrack has had two. The first one was really cute. After a few years here she must have asked herself, "What the fuck am I doing with this loser?"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Belarus
Colombia
Russia

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I have not met him but Trump qualifies.

I wonder what Melania thinks about while that fat degenerate paws at her? Probably Ewwwww…$$$$$...Ewwwwww…$$$$

i bet you can spank them on their bare asses as much as you want

GEORGE: Ok. And Kramer, you're in charge of taping off the loading zone.

KRAMER: Lock and load.

SLIPPERY PETE: You think you can handle that, numb nuts?

KRAMER: All right, all right, come on, now.

SLIPPERY PETE: That was my mail-order bride.

KRAMER: Hey, you weren't home, so I signed for her.

SLIPPERY PETE: It doesn't give you the right to make out with her.

KRAMER: You weren't even married yet.

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I remember I thought a poster here had a mail order bride by the way he described her leaving messes all over their house, and not cleaning anything.

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C_Howitt_Cleans

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Do you want to be a polyester bride?

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-Hank Kingsley

That 3rd Liz Phair album is underrated. There's some good stuff on there. Have you seen here lately? She is super hot. looks better than she did when she was hanging around Rainbo

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In early 1990s a mail order bride worked for me from Asian Pacific area. Didn't know it for about 4 months. She was a hard worker and easy to work with. She finally became chatty with her worker friends. Turned out her dude was ex navy and lazy. She was making like 4.30/hr to pay the bills while he sat at home. The worker friends helped her understand she was being taken advantage of I guess. She was mad at that guy and her situation. She stopped coming to work one day. Never did hear what happened.

yes. we had a neighbor down the street that one day had a wife. i found out she was a phillipino mail order bride. she was with him for 2 months and then literally ran away. left him a note and He never found her. at least the 3 more years we lived there. he spent like 3,000 bucks for her and also had to fly over to get her.

We also have one old guy at our church who met a woman through some pen pal program. when he went to see her in like indonesia, she said she couldn't leave for less that $5000. He paid it to some agency and they've been married for like 25 years. They are like a power couple its pretty funny. She's a nurse and pretty awesome.

Her bones are bleaching in a ditch somewhere.

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Sounds like the plot to every 90 Day Fiancee episode.

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That "guy" has tits.

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I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Right. The percentages can't be as bad as picking up a wife in the Viagra Triangle bars or Rush etc.

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Tell that to goatless Seacrest.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I don't discount love but I think you have the ability to fall in love with any number of people. A pre destined one and only is delusional.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Happily married for 36 years Seacrest.

Prayers please for my wife today.

She is in surgery at Northwestern currently for a “routine” procedure.

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Sending money.

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Elections have consequences.

I will.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Much appreciated.

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Don't drag me into this.

C_Howitt_Pontificates

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must have been one of those Russian brides because you don't have that problem with the ones from Latin countries.