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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 11:10 am 
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So I am toying with the idea of doing a pool this summer. Called 811, turns out, I got a ComEd line, underground,(secondary-to my house) right through the center of my backyard. Assholes. Has anyone had one of these moved? What is this going to cost me?
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Please do it yourself with a metal shovel.

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Please do it yourself with a metal shovel.


It doesn't kill you. Neighbors hit it a few years ago and there is just a giant surge and then the entire block is out of power.
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call your building department. maybe they'll let you trench the wire but will require an electrician to make the physical connection on both ends
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Is it normal for companies to run trunk lines under private property? Don't they generally stay in the easements? Did the sub division developer just do a shit load of cheap shit?

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Is it normal for companies to run trunk lines under private property? Don't they generally stay in the easements? Did the sub division developer just do a shit load of cheap shit?

Primaries should be in easements, secondary, lines don't have to. They still should try and do a pattern that gives you flexibility, but a diagonal through a yard is the cheapest and then they can charge again if you want it moved for a pool/deck etc. :evil:
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call your building department. maybe they'll let you trench the wire but will require an electrician to make the physical connection on both ends


Can I farm all of this out without getting Com-Ed involved? Don't they have to come out and give the "blessing" at least?
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Is it normal for companies to run trunk lines under private property? Don't they generally stay in the easements? Did the sub division developer just do a shit load of cheap shit?


sounds like its the service line to the home... comed has to keep the main lines in rear yard easements or public right of way
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pittmike wrote:
Is it normal for companies to run trunk lines under private property? Don't they generally stay in the easements? Did the sub division developer just do a shit load of cheap shit?


sounds like its the service line to the home... comed has to keep the main lines in rear yard easements or public right of way


Crazy thing is, I think the main is past the easement on my property too.
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Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.
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poster who is an asshole to everyone.... asks everyone for help.... most reply accordingly
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Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.


Call JULIE!

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Call JULIE!


Man, when I had work done on my sewer line the plumbers kept saying they needed to call Julie, and I was like, who is she?

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Call JULIE!


Man, when I had work done on my sewer line the plumbers kept saying they needed to call Julie, and I was like, who is she?


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Caller Bob wrote:
Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.


Call JULIE!


Listen buddy, I already called JULIE...I know where the lines are... now I need them fucking moved!
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Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.

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Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.


Call JULIE!


Listen buddy, I already called JULIE...I know where the lines are... now I need them fucking moved!


Yeah I didnt really read the thread. Call her anyway.

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Thanks assholes. You all have been very helpful.


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I have a pool and would advise against building one unless swimming is a passion of yours (or you're single).

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I have a pool and would advise against building one unless swimming is a passion of yours (or you're single).

Am I remembering wrong, or does a pool bring down the value of your property?

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I have a pool and would advise against building one unless swimming is a passion of yours (or you're single).

Am I remembering wrong, or does a pool bring down the value of your property?


Opinions vary. It's a lot of expense to maintain it though.

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