It will next week.

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Fuckin' book reader stepping on my joke.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm sorry I'm terrible.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

More like the western ranchers fighting against the bureau of land management

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It was that far away in season 1. In season 8 the North is only a few minutes away from Kings Landing and everywhere else.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Shorten travel distances for the satire I get that, but how much shit has happened in Cirsei’s first trimester? Several cross continent trips worth.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Gilly is having Sam's third child.

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Okay. So Cersei got laid and has her brother's kid. Sam got laid. Arya got laid. Breinne got laid. Dany got laid. Everyone got laid except poor Sansa. I think somehow the she gets laid by the IMP. Got to happen in the next episode.

I cannot believe that this great series is going to end soon. Do they leave an ending like the Sopranos? Do they leave everyone hanging? Somehow I think so. Somehow I think that all of this shit is going to come down to who is in the bellies of who is left? It is all about the women in the show and who is in their bellies. They are not going to come to any conclusion at all. Just like the Sopranos.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

San-San Theory. Sansa is in love with Sandor. It started when he saved pussy Loras from The Mountain. Then he saved her from the raping rabble. Then he offered to take her back to Winterfell. She even took his hand last week. Doesn't Book Sansa fantasize about kissing The Hound? Where is Book Reader IMU when we need him?

Also, I think Arya will end up with Gendry. He'll say something like, "I don't want you to be M'Lady. I want you to be my family."

Finally, I don't believe Cersei is pregnant at all.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Very snappy. So likely going to happen.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

She used her diaphragm?

Qyburn performed an abortion.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I like this theory, but I actually thinks it comes from Arya. She still has work to do in Kings Landing. That's why she couldn't settle down and be happy. The same is true for most of the characters. Whatever happens in Kings Landing effectively ends her quest for revenge.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Arya did say she wasn’t coming back to Winterfell, so that could mean MANY different scenarios.

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It would be cool if Arya beheads Cersei while wearing Ilyn Payne's face.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Jaime's face. I don't think she can get Tywin's face but that would be even better.

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Could be, since I'm almost certain Jamie is going to die.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Brick, we may have a problem!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=751ae5QcCbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=171

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vxh4hnFKaHs&t=42

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I still think that the Faceless God guy, Jacquen, is going to be involved in what goes down in taking down Cersei. Maybe Ned Stark made a deal with him to take out Cersei who Ned knew killed his friend Robert and that Cersei was fucking her brother and that Cersei's son was actually a product of incest? Ned figured this out just before he lost his head, right? And Jacquen was in Kings Landing at the time, right, when Arya set him free and he gave her those wishes to kill some of her enemies. Maybe he trained her, not to become a disciple of his per se but rather to be able to take Cersei out using the skills he provided her.

Jacquen is a paid assassin, right? And maybe he is obligated to pay up the debt he owes to Arya's daddy? So now, Arya and the Hound are on a revenge trip and Jacquen owes Ned a life. Makes a bit of sense to me.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Jon: this last season sucks

Dany: this last season sucks

Rick: this last season that prominently features Jon and Dany is great. Stop watching the show if you disagree

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Maybe those dragons engaged in a little nookie themselves over the years and Drogon and his girlfriends laid a few eggs and the eggs hatched? Maybe Drogon and his babies will lead a Dragon air attack along with Theon's sister's fleet to take out Euron's fleet? There is no doubt in my mind that she kills Euron in the next episode. I could also envision that Bron will have a role in silencing the arrow launching apparatus at King's Landing and potential turn those arrows at Euron's fleet? He has experience with that weapon, right. And so might his pal Podrick?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

People have been bitching that their military strategy is terrible.

I think the entire human race in Westeros is lead poisoned stupid.

Their society is what, 6,000-8,000 years old? Their level of technological advancement is virtually nil.

There's gotta be something in the water.

(Now back to suspension of disbelief)

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We tried to warn you.

I understand why Dany wouldn't be happy. She seems to be the villain when she was supposed to be the hero. I think Jon was joking.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The Hawk, are you suggesting that Simpleton Ned, the biggest dope in Winterfell suddenly became cunning right before his head got chopped off?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think "disappointing" is a racist code word. Have we checked his Facebook to find out if he's a racist who plays Devil's Triangle and the Circle Game?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The "Drogon laid eggs during his sabbatical" theory has been around a while but has become popular lately.

Imagine 4 new dragons land before battle. Tyrion, Jaimie, Bran, and Arya all get on and ride a dragon into the final battle.

It would be the ultimate fan service for all possible secret Targaryens from the books.

Though it might be worth it just to hear some of the reactions that would come from that type of stupidity.

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Pretty sure the dragon in the preview was a barely alive Rhaegol flying directly in the path of the sun where he is hard to see.

Ya know revenge and all that.

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Armed with laser cannons!

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Armed with scorpions of their own!

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