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doug - evergreen park
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are great when they are sleeping.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.
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Yep, because they're generally assholes the rest of the time...

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Are good as gaejangguk
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Are good as gaejangguk
You're kind of a piece of shit.

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doug - evergreen park
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did someone have a stroke while typing?

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
did someone have a stroke while typing?


Or his Vietnamese hooker went down on him

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What? Tried it in South Korea. Would not make it a regular dish, but would not hesitate to eat it again. They do giod dishes with horse over there, too.
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doug - evergreen park
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you are a terrible human.

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Just post in this thread from now on C_Howitt_Loses_Faith

http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=117015

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Eh, if you eat animals you eat animals, don’t see the moral judgement in eating one thing over another. Red meat should make us tough enough to ignore criticism though. If you eat someone else’s dog though, that’s a dick move.
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You ever see them cut open a live puppie’s stomach when they are preparing it?

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Just like I won't eat veal, I think you should wait until they grow up a little.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Just like I won't eat veal, I think you should wait until they grow up a little.


What if they're free?

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leashyourkids wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Just like I won't eat veal, I think you should wait until they grow up a little.


What if they're free?

:lol:

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leashyourkids wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Just like I won't eat veal, I think you should wait until they grow up a little.


What if they're free?


Off of someone else's plate?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Just like I won't eat veal, I think you should wait until they grow up a little.

Agreed. Just feels wrong. Angelfish will give birth and then eat the babies. Can you imagine? Running for your life from your mom?
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I came to this thread just for the Jerry Lawler potential. You didn't let me down like, say, HLA!

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Yep, because they're generally assholes the rest of the time...



Our youngest dog is just about to hit two years old and big puppy is almost not an asshole now. When the puppy comes out in a 120 pound dog it’s not a lot of fun.
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doug - evergreen park
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KDdidit wrote:
Eh, if you eat animals you eat animals, don’t see the moral judgement in eating one thing over another. Red meat should make us tough enough to ignore criticism though. If you eat someone else’s dog though, that’s a dick move.


How many dog burgers or puppy tacos have you had recently? Maybe jalapeno kitten poppers?

Did you wash it down with a horse shake?

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Let’s hear your top animals that are okay and not okay to eat! Light ‘em up Chicago!
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Chicken
Cows
Pig

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Only if they don't have personality.

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I was describing that one bad day in a little piggy's life, when the barn tech grabs him from his pen by momma, hangs him upside down by his back legs, slices his underside open with a razor blade, squeezes out his testicles, slices them off, dabs on a little antiseptic, then uses a wire cutter to dock his tail to a stub and snap off his eye teeth. Without any anesthesia, it almost borders on inhumane.

Then my coworker said, "Yes, but bacon."
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