Live and die with every game, and you’ll have a short life.

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I don't know what the fuck the Brewers nerd department is doing but they have found a formula to take extremely average ,if not down right shitty players and get perfect production out of them. Its almost as if the Cubs need to go up with an approach to hit the ball in a certain spot regardless of where the ball is pitched to counter the computer generated shift.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Happy Mothers Day to his mom, Alecia

would (but what is going on with her belly button?)

Probably a piercing, or a huge outtie.

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These guys got our number, they won 11 of the last 14. Probably get a big dose of Hader today too.

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I'll go with the ridge of her pants as there are two (2) lumps present. Or it's one hell of a piercing.

Get Heyward out of the lead off spot Joe.

Goddamn.

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yeah terrible

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I’m happy for him.

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javy bote!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Now Cy Davies is holding the Cubs offense at bay. Davies was about released last year and he is pulling 1 run 6 inning performances out of his ass like rabbits.

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Every single fucking thing the Brewers do works.

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Some great umpiring in this at bat.

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Can someone just find one mistake pitch and unload on it?

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That one looked like it hurt Rizzo.

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and now the brewers pitcher with a 10 era comes in and blows Baez away. I can not express how infuriating the brewers are.

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why did they even play this game. Looks like rain all game. real boring for the last few innings i've watched.

Heyward lines out straight to Moustakas and doubles Zagunis off at first. The Brewers are in possession of the Cardinals' old horseshoe up the ass.

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no they are a good team. time for cub fans to accept that.

Yeah yeah, luck is the residue of design, I know. Just one of those situations where you thought for all the world they were going to scratch one out on Hader and then he gets off the hook.

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They have some good players but they are a slightly above average team. How they got into the Cubs head is beyond me. The only thing that is going to fix this is a good ol fight.

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Hader is fascinating. He’s striking out batters at an all-time rate, but throws nothing but fastballs no faster than 94-95. He must have amazing deception.

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Fat Albers will lose this game.

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It had to have sucked to grow up as a fat man named Albers.

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You know me like that.

lucked out there.

if someone never watched baseball before in their lives and this was the first ever game they watched, they would never watch the sport again.

Willy swinging for the downs...dumb

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