i thought this year they were going to play small ball

nice job asshole willie. maybe learn how to put down a fucking bunt.

IS THIS TEAM FUCKING STUPID!????

WHY IS BOTE FUCKING BUNTING W/ 2 OUTS?

ok good walk but that was stupid.

Almora end this abortion of a game.

nope.

All Almora had to do there was make Albers throw strikes and he didn't do it.

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ya i was thinking don't even swing. probably get a bob and win the game.

I tried finding a "Darth Hader" image for today's game but instead I came across this monument to the Spanish phrase "eres patetico"


1) LOL OMFG I'M SUCH A NERDDDD xDDDDDD
2) HEY LOOK TITS JUXTAPOSED WITH STAR WARS IRONIC AMIRITE?! CUZ U KNOW... GUYS INTO STAR WARS USUALLY DON'T HAVE SEX YA KNOW. AND LOOK... TITS! AND STAR WARS! I'M LIKE SOME KIND OF NERD GODDESS OR SOMETHING!!!!
3) seemingly unironic "champ" necklace
4) that Darth Vader helmet piece really accentuates her really bleh face
5) she's hiding her hands so you can't see how old she really is (as hands usually are a dead giveaway in terms of approximating a woman's age) so you know she's taking up the mantle of geek goddess to try and add some chutzpah to her generally-dwindling interest levels over the years (as a matter of fact I first thought her stupid necklace said "cougar" which coulda upped the 51st annual irony stakes (which you know Fucking baffert is gonna win) cuz then she coulda been poking fun at the stereotypes (I Fucking hate the word tropes) I've been pointing out
7) OH JOY ANOTHER INNING OF CUBS/BREWERS BASEBALL! WOOHOO

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Because the 1st base side was wide open with ALbers and Aguilar the only hope. If he gets it down the game is over

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Go Addy!

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How dare they say addy took a good cut

Say he is a abuser!!!

Heyward down to .269

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Nice called 3rd on that one. Nice = lucky.

Pretty good looking gal in the first row behind the left-side batters box.

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You know me like that.

He has been calling a low strike all day

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Atrocious 0-2

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Baez would have been at 3rd if he hustled

If this goes to 2 outs, Baez is stealing home.

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You know me like that.

Is Julie on after the game? Russell may be the hero.

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why was he bunting towards third then!

What do the anti Russell people do if he gets a hit

And Jules breathes a sigh of relief

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Fuck the ducks booing

Crowd shots make it clear that they stopped serving alcohol about 3 hours ago.

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is that mike north in the first 3 rows behind home? w/ the power blue cubs jacket?

behind marlins man

That feel-good shot of passing out trays of hot cocoa was quickly doused when it showed the woman moving fans to give the cocoa to Cubs employees.

Nothing against giving those guys hot cocoa - just funny,

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W for WILLIE!

ANOTHER WALK OFF HR THIS HOMESTAND!

Good win today, now they wont' get swept this series.

Cool

Yay!

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You know me like that.

Wow.. walked in and caught the last inning. Big win for morale. Bum slayers..smh

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Chatwood > Yu garbage

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The Cubs pitching was beyond outstanding today.

Joe told his hitters they fucking suck and he has no confidence in them by batting Chatwood in the 13th.

Wilson can hit.

Wilson is not a smart baseball player despite an amazing arm and ability to hit.

Chatwood has figured something out.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

My buddy at the game said he was swinging for the street all day.

It finally worked!

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