Ordered a couple pizzas from Pi-Hi (Western and Addison) and decided to use the tip in advance feature for the first time in my life. I've never done it before cause I believe in tipping for a job well done and how do you know the job is done well if you tip in advance. But, I've always had good experiences from Pi-Hi so figured what's the harm right? So I hit the 20% button which equaled a nearly $6 tip which is in line with what I usually tip for a pizza guy.

SO pizzas show up in a normal amount of time. First alarm bell was that it was a delivery woman, like how the fuck does some dumb bitch know how to properly deliver a pizza? She handed me the pizzas and I go inside. Go to open them up and realize the boxes are upside down, that can't be a good sign. Open them up and sure enough both pizzas are upside down. How the fuck does that even happen? Or I should say, how the fuck does that happen and somehow the delivery person doesn't realize it? Well, it doesn't. There's no way the delivery bitch didn't know she was handing me fucked up shit right?

I called the store and they were like are you fucking kidding me? They sent out new pies right away, same dumb bitch delivers them. I asked her how that happened and she said they fell over in her backseat. I should've followed up by asking her if they somehow magically jumped back onto the backseat or did she find them laying upside down on the floor and if they were on the floor why the fuck did she deliver them to me?

After she left I was really pissed off at myself for not demanding the tip back.

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were you running hot? did you cuss them out?

women....right

driving the car is a difficult enough task for them but add in a delivery element and you are lucky she didn't kill people on her way to your house

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Ask 312player on help for getting even with these guys.

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the shop owners probably had a choice that day of the woman or a 10 year old kid on his bike. They first chose the kid but his bike broke down early in the shift.

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no, it's a really good place and I've ordered there a lot of times with no problem. I knew it had to be all on the delivery idiot. I HOPE management cussed her out.

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Did you get your salad?

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who has more believable encounters? shakes or JDC?

So the pizza place owned up to their mistake, made it right with you, and you are still bitching? You really are an insufferable little prick aren't you?

Secondly, I'm assuming you got to keep your other pizzas correct? Even if tipped over they are still good pies, you just have to piece the cheese back on, a tasty midnight snack or breakfast item.

She apologized for her mistake, and drove the other pizzas out to you on her dime(gas, etc) and you wanted to take her tip back? God, you are fucking terrible human being.

There is almost no porno scenario where the pizza delivery person is a woman.

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hard to do the dick through the bottom of the box move if the driver is a woman.

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Wondering how consuming your share of 4 delivered pizzas gets you closer to your target 190-195 goal weight?

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I wouldnt take the tip back but don't like she was doing him a favor. To let pizzas fall the fuck over upside down in your car is a pretty huge fuck up by a delivery driver. I don't even know how that would happen.

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She rolled the car over obviously.

The delivery driver was a woman.

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shakes had already tipped her in advance.

She turned them upside down on purpose.

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yeah i'm struggling to think of an explanation

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The fact that she gave me the pizzas still upside down makes me believe that she was completely clueless as to what had happened. If she knew they were upside down in her car and still wanted to give them to me I would think she would at least turn them the right way and hope for the best.


So basically she found the pizzas upside down and it didn't occur to her that the pizzas in the boxes might suffer as a result.

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lost 1.5 pounds this week even after the pizza.

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everyone just ignore CallerBob. He's obviously angry that he took such a hard L and looked like such a massive idiot in the Trae Young thread and now he's trying to lash out in this thread.


Taking L's all over the board, that should be his motto.

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The “tip in advance” feature does sound like a porn scenario though.

He's here to make the rest of us look better.

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As does the upside down pizza component...

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Women have more important things to do then delivery your fucking pizzas! Open the boarders and this wouldn't be a problem! Goddam Trump!