Busted with a hooker so he resigns.

"My hope and prayer are that, by my resignation, I can spare any additional dishonor to that office," he said.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... aFr-4KuGRZ

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Public defender of Putnam county got nabbed too with a little extra tossed at him. Kind of chuckled when I saw his name but feel bad for his family.

Lake Holiday!

I didn't even know he was demoted from Earl.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

You never hear about Mayor McCheese being embroiled in these salacious scandals.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I thought the office of mayor came with prostitutes.

The city clerk's last name is "Ii?"

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Too bad. He's a good guy and did a lot for that City.

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You'd think a guy who was the police chief for 16 years would know how to avoid that.

Mayor of Sandwich-Mrs Zobrist...match?

Not as powerful as the Pope of Chilitown

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Cincinnati?

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If this happened in a big city, I could see a headline being "Tainted Meat!"

That works a few different ways.

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I'm sure there would be some roast beef references in the article.

Turn in your Lodge card.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hold The Mayo!

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I was in a Peru brothel trailer once in 1988.

Some of the finest brothel trailers in LaSalle County.

Sadly, I was not old enough to wait for my friend in the luxurious trailer waiting room and my recently-turned-18-year-old friend came running out screaming a few minutes later.

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You know me like that.

Gonna be some big, burly women swarming around the fifth floor at 121 N LaSalle in a few days then.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I honestly always thought that brothel trailers were kind of a rural myth perpetuated by Smokey & The Bandit.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I heard he carved his spoon himself, from a bigger spoon.

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No. It's the constable that gets two comely lasses of virtue true.

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Why screaming??