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 Post subject: Zobrist Divorce
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I guess the news will be out soon enough.

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she's the Plaintiff...so, assuming that means she wants out.

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What a stupid excuse for taking time off. Fucking millennials

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$368, what a deal.
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wow they called him up fast. what happened to like 3-4 weeks in iowa?


Zobrist is gone from the team for a family issue.

I've seen 'divorce' being speculated. She nuked her Twitter and apparently got rid of nearly all pix on her instagram with Ben in them.

We may have already heard the shitty "Benny and the Jets" screeching for the last time ... :bounce:

Sucks for him, but that last part is great, great news for everyone else in the world.

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unless it affects his hitting.
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Don Tiny
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unless it affects his hitting.

Nah, don't care ... I don't have to hear that "BENN-EEE" shit anymore.

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Caller Bob
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I've heard of this lawyer..he represented the plaintiffs vs Jack in the Box in the E-Coli outbreaks!


(I'll be here all week, try the veal!)
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Big firm. I'll say he counters with Beerman or Schiller.

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He's going to need to pay quite a bit to keep her bad dye job up.
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Big firm. I'll say he counters with Beerman


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Good choice! That's who Vince Workman My Way Back To You Babe used. Let's see if Ben works his way back to Julianne or is this marriage back, back, back, gone!?!


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He's going to need to pay quite a bit to keep her bad dye job up.


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Male slob here, but dark eyebrows and blonde hair creeps me out.
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Her next album oughta be great!

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Her next album oughta be great!


I hear it will have a reboot of a Carly Simon song, "You're 'Zo Vain"
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Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?

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Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?

The same people with joint "Facebook" accounts?
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."


Getting strong vibes he is crazy.
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Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."


:lol:

Which one is your favorite?

I like them all!

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."

As opposed to the guy who tells his wife “ good point , I never really liked your stuff anyway “ :lol:

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Ben has made north of 80 million . This ones gonna hurt .

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badrogue17 wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."

As opposed to the guy who tells his wife “ good point , I never really liked your stuff anyway “ :lol:



He was a nice husband.

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not hot

he can and will do a lot better

she will be singing communion hymns for the Podunk, Iowa Unitarian Church after marrying a pastor twenty years her senior

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badrogue17 wrote:
Ben has made north of 80 million . This ones gonna hurt .


No way he's retiring now.
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Getting strong vibes that she is crazy. Who would force their spouse to use a cover of Benny and Jets as walk-up music?



She didn't force him. She always sat behind us. She told me she told him, "You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you want to use somebody else's song" and he said, "I like your songs."



I'm sure he was like "I love Christian Rock music!" and "Black eyebrows and bleached hair looks great!" and "I have no problem using my position with the Cubs to further your career! You deserve it!".
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Statement from the Cubs

We are aware that the news of Ben and Julianna’s divorce is being made public . We ask that you respect the privacy of a Ben, Julianna and Matt Abbatacola during this difficult time . Thank you .”

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