3 kids too.

i dont find her to be particularly attractive. he can upgrade if he hasnt already. sucks for the kids

The church isn’t going to like this.

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What is he? Baptist?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Divorce sucks. Hopefully there was no abuse or cheating involved. If there wasn't, I pray that the family (especially the kids) gets through this.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Zobrist kids will be fine

Isn't that song kind of dirty for a Christian rocker, what with the "electric boobs" and all?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

You hope so. Helps if the mother and father get along for the kids.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Generational wealth(tens of millions of dollars) helps too.

They are both children of Pastors.
Ben Zobrist is a pretty outspoken Christian.
He was drafted in 2004.
They married in 2005. (Ben 24, Julianne 21)
MLB debut in 2006.

She filed.....I know it's really hard to imagine a professional baseball player who is away from home 8-9 months a year and has young women throwing themselves at him would cheat, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume Ben got busted creepin around.

3 kids and he didn't make shit being a 6th round draft pick, so you know there was no pre-nup. Ben is gonna pay dearly!

"To all you young ball players out there, it may be tempting, but DO NOT get married until you know your MLB career is over."

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I'm sure her income as a recording artist will be factored in

it will be for child support....doesn't impact "maintenance", which she will undoubtedly get.

Ohhhhhhh, Ben. You are going to regret this one.

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Have you ever actually met anyone who has purchased a Christian Rock CD? I haven't. I've known and worked with a few that listened to Christian radio, but never somebody who bought Jesus albums. I imagine it takes a mighty strange duck to actually purchase one of those. I just don't get the whole thing at all.

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There are Christian Movies constantly in the top 10 in the box office every week that no one ever hears of. The market is out there for sure.

Are we sure she didn't fall in love with her spiritual guide or back up dancer or something? Don't want to jump to the obvious conclusion first.

What’s Kevin Federline doing nowadays?

I was being facetious. I'm guessing her income is up there with the SAHM's that sell 31

I don't know, I would imagine there is some money in it. You're talking about the rest of the country, not here. Even here we have like 3 Christian Rock stations. Plus, you are selling probably a lot more physical units. That base is probably less inclined to just rip your stuff off online.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

The church will be fine with it as long as he keeps cashing checks.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Are they all his?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Right because nobody with a lot of money ever experiences emotional and mental issues due to a traumatic events in their childhood.

Where is IMU on this?

Slightly shocked this one wasn't filed under seal. Also if he hires Grund and Leavitt then its gonna be a shit show.

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Money can sure help with those things. I know you kids are sad, how about 3 weeks in Hawaii?!?!?!

Did you mess with the presets on the car radio?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

No, but I did steal their Jesus fish!

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He makes 10 million a year. I guessed she makes 50,000 per year.

Child support with those figures comes to $3,794 per month. Maintenance at $154,797 per month.

This is tax free money now.

Last year, maintenance would have been a quarter million per month but would have been tax deductible to Ben.

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When I was a kid, I knew a youth minister who would bring his Christian CD collection to CCD. Awesome God and shit like that. He used his music to go with his sermon/talks at the begging of each class. He late 30s at the time, married and had a couple of young kids. Last I heard he had left his wife for a former student when she turned 18.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Didn't MTV try to force some Christian hair metal band upon us in the late 80s?

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Elections have consequences.

Stryper!

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