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hnd

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:26 am

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a girl and i messed around for a summer in college. she left for northwestern and we both knew it was just for the summer. a few later in some sort of conversation at a party or whatever, a buddy told someone else i dated her for the summer last year. not a few days later, she calls the house (no cell phones) and is like why are you telling people we dated? I'm like i'm not and if you are asking me to just not talk about it, fine, but if you are saying we didn't, then by all rules of the definition, we did. She's like we didn't date we just hung out. i'm like once again, i didn't say it, one of my buddies must of said that. She was like oh ok. and that was that. i was like "hanging out" does not leave a man so dehydrated.

TURNS OUT she started ACTUALLY dating someone she met on a few visits to northwestern the last month of that summer. while we were still "hanging out".

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:26 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

I’m sorry your feelings were touched in the process.

This really has nothing to do with me or my feelings. I don't really give a shit about Moby, but I dislike that the culture immediately feels like shaming this guy and calling him a creepy old man online scores you points.

I wasn't there. And neither were you, but you immediately defaulted to - this is me too, believe the girl, and if you question it at all you are likely a creepy old man as well.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:28 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Fuck social norms. I'll meet you at Shinnick's before the game on May 30. We can strip to the waist.

I knew you've been shirtless in a bar before.

I'm sure I have.

Usually it's my partner Joe who likes to take off his shirt in bars and elsewhere.

One time we were at his apartment and this "friend" of his stopped by to do our coke and we didn't want to share the blow. Joe stripped to the waist and began cooking chorizo. The guy freaked out and left. He ran around Glenview telling everyone how fucking weird my partner is. They already knew.

Wasn’t that scene in Boogie Noghts ?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:31 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

It’s amazing it hasn’t affected my marriage !

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:32 am

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

I’m sorry your feelings were touched in the process.

Fuck Moby.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:42 am

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

I’m sorry your feelings were touched in the process.

Coming soon...

The Social Credit System (Chinese: 社会信用体系; pinyin: shèhuì xìnyòng tǐxì) is a national reputation system being developed by the Chinese government. By 2020, it is intended to standardise the assessment of citizens' and businesses' economic and social reputation, or 'Social Credit'

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:34 am

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Seacrest wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

I’m sorry your feelings were touched in the process.

Black Mirror already covered this one.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

The Missing Link wrote:

For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 4:44 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Fuck social norms. I'll meet you at Shinnick's before the game on May 30. We can strip to the waist.

I knew you've been shirtless in a bar before.

I know I have.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:11 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Fuck social norms. I'll meet you at Shinnick's before the game on May 30. We can strip to the waist.

I knew you've been shirtless in a bar before.

I know I have.

I think it's a requirement in Wisconsin.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 7:21 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Natalie Portman will be fine .

when she was at harvard, she smoked weed everyday. she cheated all the tests. snorted all the yay.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 10:44 pm

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I liked Moby's music for a time in the 90's
His music has not aged well

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 3:51 am

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shirtless driver wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

I knew you've been shirtless in a bar before.

I know I have.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:21 am

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Bagels wrote:

I liked Moby's music for a time in the 90's
His music has not aged well

It's aged just fine, it sucked in the 90's too.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:22 am

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None of those pics look like they are a couple.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 1:38 pm

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Good beta.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:11 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

Good beta.

What a loser

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Moby and/or Natalie Portman

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:48 pm

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Shudda wifed her in a state with spotty marital "rape" laws.

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