The buried lede here is that Maggie got laid off by USA Today but failed up to The Athletic, the prestige-journalism subscription service that people quit their newspaper jobs for, because these people are all friends and as long as you're a good foot soldier in the culture war, someone will always have your back.

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Yeah her last piece for them The Wildebeest: Peaceful African Plains grazer or WNBA player ? Why not both ?” is up for a Pulitzer .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Where did Maggie find EMPIRICAL evidence that men do not re-tweet female colleagues?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Did anyone Tweet her asking her to cite those studies? If they exist, I would be curious to see who conducted them.

Wow Hair, that's some cold truth there. Ouch!

How full of shit is this fucking guy?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

We cannot tolerate discrimination against Cigar-Americans

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How full of shit ? Not at all. Page 83 of my white privilege manual states and I quote ;
even in this age of smart phones being able to record the situation, the white person shall be allowed to engage in illegal activities in any public setting even while minorities nearby are prohibited from doing perfectly legal acts

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't like any smoke smell but cigars smell particularly vile.

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My gosh has Goff become a little whiney bitch. That tweet sounds just like something the red hippo would say

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Julie would never be caught doing anything as phallic as smoking a cigar.

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Smoking while black is no joke. The struggle is real .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah, with Goff there is always more to the story then the stories he tells.

Goff: They didn't let me smoke because I'm black. But they let the whites smoke.

I doubt that. Just like I doubt Goff was fired from Atlanta over Salsa.

But it doesn't matter. Goff believes his stories. Like George Coztanza once said, "It's not a lie if you believe it."

That's our Jason Goff.

It was a real cigar. And the whites were vaping. That was the difference. That was probably the policy at the bar. Vaping, yes. Real ass tobacco, no. Goff won't mention that. It's more fun to cry RACISM.

most cigars smell like someone took a dump on a pile of burning leaves. Being in the smoking section is typically designated for cigarette smokers, not for asshats to light up stogies or their churchwardens.

just a guy trying to big time and looking out of place.

this is the equivalent of saying "don't go to Gold Coast Exotics, they don't carry any ferrari's with automatic transmissions. "

Drama follows him everywhere.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

She may have used metrics to take a calculated guess?

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Elections have consequences.

Poor Jason.

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Was Spalding at the bar? Not our Spaulding.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I wonder how JORRs bank teller story from a couple years ago would sound if that happened to Goff

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Kind of like when he said he got pulled over for no reason other than being black, and then we later found out he was pulled over for driving with expired, out of state license plates.

Most places don't want you smoking a cigar in them, but that's not why he was kicked out. Most radio stations don't want you to tell your audience to fuck off if they don't like your show and see ratings drop, but that's not why he was fired. Most universities don't want you do ignore the instructions of your professor, but that's not why he failed out.

He's so lucky to have a job right now, but I am willing to bet he will bitch, whine and big time himself out of the part-time gig.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

No no no. I totally believe that a bar in the middle of downtown Chicago lets it’s white customers smoke pot in public on their premises while they make sure to tell the black guy he can’t smoke cigars . Ill bet Goff has a photo of a shirtless Moby at his apartment too.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

To be honest grandpa, with the vape pens you can’t even tell someone is sitting there getting high without a trained eye.

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Oh well that explains it then . Jason “ Vice Squad” Goff knew what they were doing !

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I thought we all accepted Jason is a weed smoker?

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I didn't think you could smoke in any bar in the city

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

There is always “that girl,” who is a drama queen and both makes things up/exaggerates and loves the attention.

Goff is the that male version of her. Predictable and just annoying.

Yeah, really, I thought the state banned smoking in bars like ten years ago.

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Jason is here to suggest his fellow ESPN employees are racist:

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?